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  1. …paused long enough to remind them that the true tragedy facing the world was not the time left for the planet’s survival but the impending end of his presidency.

    …demanded a minute of silence in remembrance of his just unplugged teleprompter.

    …looked so unathletic wearing skates during hockey stick graph hour.

    …got so mad at the chuckles when his speech was presented as the next dog and pony show that he kicked the dog off the stage.

  2. … kept cranking (or krunking) the thermostat, like he does in the White House.

    White House Unbuttons Formal Dress Code
    New York Times / Sheryl Gay Stolberg / Jan. 28, 2009

    WASHINGTON — The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.

    “He’s from Hawaii, O.K.?” said Mr. Obama’s senior adviser, David Axelrod, who occupies the small but strategically located office next door to his boss. “He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.”

  3. At the global warming conference in Paris, attendees were surprised that President Obama…

    knew when his audience said, “Tu mens” throughout his speech, that it translates as “you lie.”

    talked for nearly two minutes before an attendee was able to shout “Bingo!” (“I” was the free space.)

    scored as low as 110 on a miniature golf course.

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