Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At the global warming conference in Paris, attendees were surprised that President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At the global warming conference in Paris, attendees were surprised that President Obama…
…was not riding a unicorn.
…actually exists.
…was such a convincing hand puppet. (you really didn’t see Valarie’s lips moving at all)
At the global warming conference in Paris, attendees were surprised that President Obama…
had the guts to show up.
At the global warming conference in Paris, attendees were surprised that President Obama…
was……a Fraud!
…praised the Muslim terrorists’ efforts for “reducing the carbon footprint of humanity” and attacked Americans for resisting.
… – nah, no one is surprised at anything this guy does any more….
had such an elegant electric airplane.
…paused long enough to remind them that the true tragedy facing the world was not the time left for the planet’s survival but the impending end of his presidency.
…demanded a minute of silence in remembrance of his just unplugged teleprompter.
…looked so unathletic wearing skates during hockey stick graph hour.
…got so mad at the chuckles when his speech was presented as the next dog and pony show that he kicked the dog off the stage.
…announced “Ich bin ein Parisian!”
…bowed and simultaneously blew a hole in his tighty whiteys.
… was so “Oui-Oui’d” up.
… kept cranking (or krunking) the thermostat, like he does in the White House.
…could perform the French Mistake
… actually asked out loud if the 130 innocents slaughtered by Islamic extremists could be enrolled as Democrat voters … or at least Clinton Global Initiative donors.
…only ate two Spotted Owl eggs with his roast carrier pigeon at the fundraiser.
At the global warming conference in Paris, attendees were surprised that President Obama…
knew when his audience said, “Tu mens” throughout his speech, that it translates as “you lie.”
talked for nearly two minutes before an attendee was able to shout “Bingo!” (“I” was the free space.)
scored as low as 110 on a miniature golf course.
… delivered two complete sentences without the use of a TelePrompTer and never said “um” or “ah” a single time.
….let one fly that smelled like Halal.