Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton said that the most exhausting part of running for President is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton said that the most exhausting part of running for President is…
…running.
…staying one step ahead of all the vast right-wing conspiracies.
…keeping all the lies straight.
…managing expectations…
…managing Bill’s behavior…
…managing to smile for the peons…
…managing to appear human…
…managing to hide her air of superiority…
…bookkeeping, or keeping track of her Bills.
…preventing Bimbo Eruptions.
…pretending to care about her would-be subjects.
…paying her mortgages.
Hillary Clinton said that the most exhausting part of running for President is…
keeping the journalist slobber off her clean pantsuits.
remembering her email address.
pretending surprise of the preordained outcome.
sucking in her cankles.
flying first class instead of by private jet.
staying awake through her own speeches.
…remembering all the names of the flying monkeys
Finding enough virgin blood to drink to stay “alive”
Swinging the lamp repeatedly after I caught the SOB.
…deflecting
…responding to all questions with, “I am Groot.”
Her morning Geritol and vodka “eye opener”
…carrying those 20 lbs. cankles around.
…hookers & blow.
. . . taking the proper precautions so that nobody will find all the horcruxes.
…the constant concern that she may leave the White House ‘dead broke’ in eight years.
…running serpentine when she gets off her plane.
@18 Nice obscure double connection there.
Hillary Clinton said that the most exhausting part of running for President is…
carrying all those sacks of “donations” from her overseas trips.
preparing the “who will pay” lists.
staying both to the left and right of Bernie Sanders simultaneously.
Shredding, burning and scattering the ashes of all off the record documents. And cankle haters.
…longer winter nights as the world’s worst succubus. Ever!
…the never ending grind of ordering Secret Service agents to perform menial tasks.
…short, stubby legs and slippery slopes.