Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s handlers plan to improve her “likability” by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s handlers plan to improve her “likability” by…
… occasionally using the word in the same sentence with her name — although even they have to bury it in quotation marks.
… convincing her that the electorate would rather have moron fuzzies than foreign muzzies.
… starting a graft roots campaign.
Not allowing her to speak in public. Every time she opens her mouth, people find more to dislike.
… having her appear as Santa Claus in a pantsuit. Which she’s been doing for several months already.
… claiming that her handlers are the kind of people that the Average Joe’s handlers would like to have a beer with.
…hanging raw pork chops around her neck and letting her play with pit bulls.
… promising she will, at some point, eventually, go away.
… emphasizing that all the money she took as senator and secretary of state was “soft” money.
… noting that she has promised to rule with a something something and a velvet glove.
… introducing her signature winter coat, the Fort Marcy Parka.
… searching, in desperation, for suggestions in Harvey’s post last week: “I Think It’s the Excitement of Seeing HOW They Make It Through the Unforgiving, Impassable Ice.”
… linking her to higher taxes and a more powerful, intrusive government, because, working for her, they must surely think that is what the American people want most.
… working up an ol’ Number Six on anyone who sees her as unlikable.
Cutting back a little on the bathing in the blood of virgins.
Only lying once per sentence.
Promising to hide the bribes, corruption, and graft more completely: Get a better covert email server.
Hillary Clinton’s handlers plan to improve her “likability” by…
creating a life sized Muppet to replace her in Public.
redefining “likability”.
having her only appear in public surrounded by baby bunnies, puppies and kittens.
I would just like to change:
“Clinton’s handlers plan”
to:
“Clinton’s pan handlers” … plan…
Also, perhaps “likability” to “like a hillbilly.”
…killing her.
That wouldn’t work. The temptation to greedily devour the tender innocent souls while cackling madly would be too great to overcome.
by banishing her to Saint Helena Island.
… trading her in for a newer, younger (read trophy wife for Bill) Hillary. I hear Monica is available.
@14 Never said it would be a viable plan.
Hillary Clinton’s handlers plan to improve her “likability” by…
having her stop saying “let them eat cake.”
divorcing Bill and marrying Charles Manson.
nuking Ferguson. Then on to Detroit. Dearborn. Memphis. Washington DC. Yeeeeaaarrrgh!
Just curious, are we sure the word isn’t “lie-ability”? She has no likable qualities.
…making a beer named after her, …a bitter, of course.
…it’s a lie… nothing would improve her lickability…
…by mixing her up in a batter with a big batch of walnuts.
…by reacquainting her with some old friends… like Vince Foster and Christopher Stevens.
…by dressing her in a Burqa… (and sending her to Syria)
Having her undergo a sex change operation so that she will become a woman.