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In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…
In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch . . . put the Little Sisters of the Poor on the no-fly list.
In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…
has launched an investigation of all non-muslims in the country, so that no Muslim need fear being stopped from practicing their religion in the future.
In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…
did what any good Progressive would do, blamed Whitey.
…declared California a Muslim Murder Spree Free zone.
…fixed the blame, not the problem.
In response to the Muslim murder spree in California, Attorney General Loretta Lynch…
has launched an investigation of the San Bernadino Police department.
started foaming at the mouth and then fell over backwards.
shouted “Allahu Akbar!” then cut off the head of the nearest reporter.
…blamed Tea Partiers.
…showed she was as clueless as Barry.
…blamed right wing bigots, religious bigots, homophobes, pro-lifers, talk radio, conservatives, Republicans, red-states, gun-nuts, Sarah Palin, Christians, the NRA, Scott Walker, Global Warming, Climate Change, depleted ozone layer, science deniers and Fox News.
…called for a Lynch Mob!
…placed armed security at all Planned Parenthood locations.
…is converting ot Islam.
…was heard speaking in forked tongues.
…has started to position herself for a presidential run in 2020…
…said everything she knew about ISIS she learned from the news…
…vowed to vigorously pursue every ex-Californian for avoiding their tax obligations by fleeing the state…
…blamed the wooly bullying antics of Sam The Sham and The Pharaohs.
…ran to the nearest microphone and sang about being born a coal miner’s daughter.
…launched a crusade against islamaphobic rabbits.
…said if Obama had a bullet riddled terrorist son he would bleed a lot like Syed Farook.
…first checked with Valerie.
…is investigating the Chicago Police Dept.
… said that we should try to understand that for Muslims it was just a matter of a spree de corps.
[“Corpse,” was Barack’s version.]
… showed her burkha’s worse than her bite.
… said “The Burkha stops here.”
… said “Keep Calm and Carry Koran.”
… quipped, “Well, you know, if the San Bernardino Mountains won’t come to Mohammad, . . . .”
… cautioned against being suspicious of members of a religion that teaches followers:
“Kill any one who insults Islam or Mohammad.” (Koran.33;57-61).
“Kill all Muslims who leave Islam.” (Koran.2;217/4;89/Bukhari.9;84-57).
The Koran can not be doubted. (Koran.2;1).
Islam is the only acceptable religion. (Koran.3;85).
Muslims must fight (wage jihad on) non-Muslims, even if they don’t want to. (Koran.2;216).
Non-Muslims are pigs and apes. (Koran. 2;62-65/Koran.5;59-60/Koran.7;166).
Non-Muslims cannot be friends with Muslims. (Koran.5;51).
Non-Muslims are sworn enemies of Muslims and Islam. (Koran.4;101).
Non-Muslims can be raped as sex slave. (Koran.4;3 & 24/5;89/23;5/33;50/58;3/70;30).
Non-Muslims the vilest of creatures deserving no mercy. (Koran.98;6).
Muslims must terrorize non-Muslims. (Koran.8;12 &59-60/ Bukhari.4;52;220).
Muslims must strike terror into non-Muslims’ hearts. (Koran.8;60).
Muslims must lie to non-Muslims to strengthen and spread Islam. (Koran.3;28?16;106).
Muslims are allowed to behead non_Muslims (Koran.47;4).
Muslims are guaranteed to go to heaven if they kill non-Muslims). (Koran.9;111).
Marrying and divorcing pre-pubescent children is OK. (Koran.65;4).
Wife beating is OK. (Koran.4;34).
Raping wives is OK. (Koran.2;223).
Proving rape requires 4 (four) male Muslim witnesses. (Koran.24;13).
Muslims are allowed to crucify and amputate non-Muslims. Koran.8;12/47;4).
— and she put a smiley face at the end of her press release.
…did whatever Allah told her to and at double time speed , as well.
Promised to protect those poor, persecuted Muslims from any form of retribution, including insulting Muslims, or the prophet, or the Quran.
…ordered an immediate moratorium against cis-marriage (Sorry Harv & Anony)…
…tried to defect, but ISIS turned her down.
Ordered an arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu.
Ordered all Jains in the US rounded up and put in concentration camps.
…vowed to not rest until John Kerry came up with a rationale behind this attack.
…warned there would be no mercy shown to the cops if either non-muslim shooter turned out to be black or gay.
…led a D. C. United soccer crowd in a chant of See a Jihad Johnny and you’re @#!&ing dead – If you touch a hair on his head.
…reminded all workplace violence recipients to never, ever hide behind the Jew.
… did nothing remotely useful.
…. place a lock down and curfew on all Christians and Jews “for their protection”
Scary part is…. I could really see this happening…..
tried to close down all barbeque restaurants, but changed her mind when someone offered her banana pudding to go with her barbeque sandwich. Word is she’s signed up for next year’s collard eating contest already.