(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s Christmas present to America…
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s Christmas present to America…
…is a helping hand to some, just a finger to the rest of us.
…wise men, bearing gifts, straight from the holy lands.
…the assumption that we have been naughty not nice and are getting what we deserve.
…continued arrogance.
…his best impression of Baghdad Bob.
…He’s gone to Hawaii. Maybe his attitude will improve after he gets LEI ed. (I just realized, he may be dyslexic…lei is very close to lie) Dyslexics of the World Untie!!!
…He has eliminated the chance of getting a lump of coal in your stocking…or anywhere else.
Burt wins!
We all get shlonged one last time.
…is finally turning his attention to stopping the rise of the oceans…
…ethanol and bird blenders for everyone…
…bringing people together(for warmth) through sky-rocketing energy prices…
…Korans for everyone…
Ok I will start this off and the rest finish:
12 executive orders signing.
11 EPA regulations binding.
10 Ryanos kowtowing
He’s a Muslim…he doesn’t send Christmas presents.
. . . is Rahm Emanuel (well, maybe that’s just his Christmas present to Chicago)
. . . 9 terrorists freed from Guantanamo
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… 9 judges legislating . . .
9 More Holes
8 Teleprompters Malfunctioning
7 Extra States
… 8 mahdis milking . . .
… 60’s with Sanders . . .
5 Muslim Prayers
President Obama’s Christmas present to America…
how does one wrap nothing?
a gift that keeps giving, higher taxes.
free everything!
From “The Little Drama Boy”
intro:
“Trump . . . Trump . . . Trump . . .”
“Shall I play foreign?
Haram pom-pom bomb
I have no gift for this
Haram pom-pom bomb”
…
“Valerie nodded;
Haram pom-pom bomb”
…
“I gave an iPod to Him
Haram pom-pom bomb
Rahm pom-pom bomb
Rahm pom-pom bomb”
4 dollar/gallon gas
3 more sanctuary cities
2 percent popularity
And a presidential resignation
President Obama’s Christmas present to America… He’s leaving the White House early? He’s really resigning? This is the best Christmas evah!
…replacing Christmas with Kwanzaa.
…higher numbers of law abiding citizens purchasing firearms for personal protection
“Those aren’t cookies!”
@20 Wouldn’t President Biden qualify as coal in the stocking bad?
… Well it won’t be coal thanks to the EPA.
… Raisin cookies with walnuts in them.