Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing a computer chip for your brain that will…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing a computer chip for your brain that will…
Scientists are developing a computer chip for your brain that will…
make the world perfect citizen, no more need to think. Let those who better take care of that for you.
…that will reinforce all the cow chips currently residing there.
…will your will to will for ill
…boot Windows 10 and forward your thoughts to Microsoft without your consent.
…prevent you from voting for an idiot; the flaw is who defines the idiots.
…taste better than Computer Pretzels
…,when properly configured, allow direct access to FrankJ’s random thoughts. (do you fear me now)
…allow support up to 100 Billion FLIP-FlOPS when installed in politicians – or women.
That’s “FLIP-FLOPS”
…only require 1.21 gigawatts of power to operate.
….still not understand anything that Obama says.
https://youtu.be/26oRZCLHR1M
… make the vacuum tubes in Joe Biden’s brain look like yesterday’s news.
…become self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 1997.
Scientists are developing a computer chip for your brain that will…
…crash when we roll over to y10k.
…make you see a blue screen instead of a bright light upon your death
Scientists are developing a computer chip for your brain that will…
make the blue screen of death very, very real.
have nothing at all to do with controlling your thoughts. Trust us, we are from the Government and we are here to help.
not work properly unless you upgrade now.
be easily reset using Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
mean, all thoughts belong us.
US Ambassadors will finally have access to Hilllary’s private Email.
… be a microagression microprocessor.
… put Newman and Jerry on speed dial.
… be made by Microsoft and give you a whole new Outlook every year and a half.
… (a) set off metal detectors at airports, thus
(b) get you on a no-fly list, and thus
(c) make you ineligible to own a gun, per Obama’s new Commune-sense legislation.
… in Tara Reid, have exactly one Tarabyte of memory.
… be Carsonogenic, since it will require the president to be a brain surgeon.
…make resistance futile.
…make you see why 1984 won’t be like 1984
… complete Pamela Anderson’s transition to a silicon-based life form.
…make having a chip on your shoulder obsolete.
…reboot your brain into “Safe Mode.”
…give you instant, even constant access to any and all of Obama’s speeches, at the whim of Obama.
…make buying Frank’s books redundant, but you’ll do it anyway to make his tree murdering business an incredibly lucrative sideline.
…make you give up your baby killing, Christian hating terrorist activities to join the Democrats, where you can do some real damage.
…require an Apple computer to program.
…be called “iCHIP.”
… give you an Ego, a Superego (download), and an I.D.
Scientists are developing a computer chip for your brain that will…
make downloading pron soooooooooo much more easier. And personal.
…create witty punchlines for the IMAO Straight Line of the Day posts.
…cancel out the sensation of that foul taste in your mouth when you get a cookie with walnuts in it.