Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by…
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by…
…Americans.
…new polls.
…failing to give money to Al Gore.
…Bernie. Feel the global Bern.
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by…
not being nice enough.
something they can’t really talk aboot.
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by…
American Bacon, but not Canadian.
…moose flatulence…
…Snidely Whiplash…
…the color red…
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by
all the ice and snow they see in there too, too long winters.
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by
not keeping yer stick on the ice.
…Florida. ‘Cause it’s always warm down there, eh? Must be where it’s all coming from. eh?
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by
New Harry Potter novels
Polar Bear flatulence.
something causes it? More Please!
… not checking the hockey stick.
Polar bear farts
@walruskkkch – you beat me to it.
Green-hose gasses.
…coal powered Zambonis.
… polluters in Washington State. The science is Seattled.
According to the studies, those conducting the survey do not believe any Canadians live in Labrador, Newfoundland or the Territories. (maybe they were all at the beach and couldn’t be located)
… Alberta Gore.
… carbon dioxide in everything except beer.
… chopping down trees, skipping, jumping, pressing wildflowers, putting on women’s clothing, and hanging around in bars.
…the damn separatists!
Terrance and Phillip.
excessive queefs.
…Rocky and Bullwinkle.
…the large number of rock stars being cremated recently.
…hot Canadian women. Smoking, hot Canadian women participating in curling matches.
…polar beer flatulence.
…expanding food deserts below the border.
…too many people out and about in a boat, eh?
@22 – that should be “Moose and squirrel!” Whatsamatta U?
… Paul Chafer.
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by… Moose farts, eh!
A new poll shows that Canadians believe global warming is caused by…
people who flunked science who need government grants to survive.
the cumulative effect of all the explosions in the Die Hard movies.
summer
MØØSE Fǻrts. Mind you, those can be nasty. My sister was once Fǻrted on by a MØØSE.
…depressed polar bears.
Tim Horton’s Donuts
…fur trapping Québécois.
Type “eh” individuals.
Baracktive volcanoes spewing eMolsons and clouds of “black-yet-particulate” smoke.
…going south.