AFD: Man Set Fire To Rug To Let People Know He Isn’t a ‘Loser’ (Austin, TX)
kxan | Jan. 16, 2016 | William Milm
… Investigators spoke to the suspect’s mother, who said she found Hodge sitting on the floor next to a small fire on the rug. She began yelling at Hodge, who then picked up the burning rug and set it outside next to wood siding, which caused minor fire damage.
Sitting in a patrol car outside Hodge told investigators he was inside his room when he began to get in a bad mood due to a program he was watching about politics. He then burned a Syria hat with a lighter and placed it on the rug, all the while recording the scene on Instagram, according to Hodge, to make a political statement and to let people know he is not a ‘loser.’
“A Check-In with every pot, and a char in every Grrr-Hodge”
[Frank J] Relaxes By Singing Show Tunes The Washington Post | February 2 | Alexandra Petri
For at least the second time in recent days, the Texas [author’s] wife, [SarahK], has described his method of relieving tension during anxious campaign moments: show tunes.
“He’ll call me and just sing me a Broadway tune,” Mrs. [Fleming] told a crowd here on Tuesday.
It can happen without warning, “right before one of these debates” or “in a stressful moment in a state,” she said.
It is usually well received — “he never ceases to defuse a stressful moment with a moment of levity,” Mrs. [Fleming] said — but not always.
“I’m thinking, ‘I’m on a finance call right now,’ “ Mrs. [Fleming] recalled. “Do you really need to be doing this?”
Instead of kissing babies (since he has enough of those), Frank can hand out BACON! at campaign events. It would be a great way to attract low-information voters and force them to listen to conservative views. And the pork farmers would love him. Yeah, he’d win Iowa, for sure.
Get hot, Frank.
(Oppo – you can’t get a rise out of Frank, regardless of how hard you try. The guy is just incognito – either that or he’s stuck in the kitchen (barefoot) washing baby bottles or in the laundry holding smelling the ammonia from dirty diapers, etc., etc.)
Great suggestion, indeed! Frank should buy lots of bacon. We Iowans don’t care whether he gives it away, eats it himself, uses it as a sex aid, burns it – just as long as he buys it. We have twenty million pigs here (while California has San Franciscans, because we got first choice), and they’re all just dying (quite literally) to be turned into bacon, spare ribs, Italian sausage, ham, pork chops, pork tenderloin (I’ll stop here before I get too hungry). His campaign slogan can be Make a Pig of Yourself for Frank!
…defend our borders with Mexicannons! Ammo available as you need it.
…Vote for Framk! He don’t golf!
…Buck, the marine likes Frank, and he doesn’t like much.
“He’ll nuke the moon and anyone who else asks for it.”
…WOW! A TShirt babe for First Lady!!!
Frank J. should run for President on
a Platform ofthe backs of Dinosaurs with Rocket Launchers.Frank J. should run for President on a platform of…
Death Monkeys.
Vacate the Presidency!
Hookers and Blow.
Don’t bug me unless someone attacks us. Go about your business folks.
…70’s footwear.
…no amount of lead in the water will make him dumber than a Democrat.
…protecting us from his Secret Service detail.
…replacing the daily news briefing with random thoughts. Just not daily.
…chants of Four More Years are for four more White House Comic-Con hostings.
…Vice President Harvey will actually be the one with his finger on the button, of the autopen.
…gentile sufficiency.
No, wait!
…ussjimmycarter’s “head rippin’ ‘n stuffin’.”
…”FYATHYRIO.”
…”It’ll blow your head clean off.”
…a whole lot of “Rico”
statutesstatues.*ba da Superego!*
…Frank’s stick art. (What gives, Frank? We haven’t seen any in a L O N G time. Surely, your kids can help.)
#12 Jimmy
Seconded.
. . . the dead bodies of anybody who dare to oppose him
. . . blended puppies
Frank J. should run for President on a platform of…
…at least I’m not Hillary, Bernie or Tromp.
Frank J., servant a the little man! Ain’t that right, little fella?
… raising the minimum wedgie.
… “Hello” and “How Are You?” — Making America Greet Again.
… focusing like a laser on focusing lasers on things on which they need to be focused.
… the playful slogan “Polity Want A Cracker?”
… packing the Supreme Court, forwarding their mail, and renting a U-Haul.
…. Austin Values!
“A Check-In with every pot, and a char in every Grrr-Hodge”
Bacon
More guns. More ammo. Morons.
… reuniting singer/songwriter Pink with that guy who played Floyd.
… anything at all but this:
…Buttercup
…tee-shirts and .44s
@26 BobB:
Let’s Have ’45’ Carry All States — and Vice Versa!
— Vote FrankJ!
@22 rodney dill:
Great suggestion!
Instead of kissing babies (since he has enough of those), Frank can hand out BACON! at campaign events. It would be a great way to attract low-information voters and force them to listen to conservative views. And the pork farmers would love him. Yeah, he’d win Iowa, for sure.
Get hot, Frank.
(Oppo – you can’t get a rise out of Frank, regardless of how hard you try. The guy is just incognito – either that or he’s stuck in the kitchen (barefoot) washing baby bottles or in the laundry holding smelling the ammonia from dirty diapers, etc., etc.)
…the scattered corpses of all the hippies he’s punched.
…a border moat filled with plesiosaurs. (Arming them with rocket launchers and laser cannons couldn’t hurt…)
@22, @28
Great suggestion, indeed! Frank should buy lots of bacon. We Iowans don’t care whether he gives it away, eats it himself, uses it as a sex aid, burns it – just as long as he buys it. We have twenty million pigs here (while California has San Franciscans, because we got first choice), and they’re all just dying (quite literally) to be turned into bacon, spare ribs, Italian sausage, ham, pork chops, pork tenderloin (I’ll stop here before I get too hungry). His campaign slogan can be Make a Pig of Yourself for Frank!
A platform made of recycled pallets
Building an army of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftGUG7GRLE