Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…
In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…
participants will cut off their own fingers to demonstrate their loyalty to Socialist Ideals.
Two socialists enter, one socialists leaves.
debate moderators will be Ted Nugent. Armed.
…two words: boxing gloves.
….Peyton Manning will deliver free Papa Johns.
I’m gonna go down Jimmy’s path, too. Feel free to play along, everyone (but it’s not mandatory):
…two words: bear baiting
…two men enter, one man leaves.
Hillary Clinton … Scarlett Johansson
Bernie Sanders … Ryan Gosling
@ Walrus…
sorry, didn’t see your Mad Max reference…like yours better
…two words: Free Chalupas.
…two words: ring girls
…two words: jobs!
(Joe Biden’s suggestion)
…a James Taylor halftime show…
…two words
…two words: surrogate sacrifices
A walker race. To make it harder, they switch to canes for the last 20 feet.
. . . each candidate will be required to configure an e-mail server
Trump will mediate
…two words: swimsuit competition.
(or moderate)
…Clinton and Sanders will not be appearing.
Two Words: Anyone Else
…adding Cam Newton.
…there’s a shower scene and Hillary has a shiv.
…they remodel the house while their cooking creations bake during the singing and dancing contests.
…vital statistics shown onscreen so you can update your dead pool fantasy league pick.
Make them both chug 3 glasses of water before hand. Do not let them use the restroom on breaks. Have a pee dance competition (no diapers aloud).
Their individual AI devices will be removed and their programs will be put on continuous loop responses.
They must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest… WITH… A HERRING!
In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…
Triathlon: Walking, walkers and wheelchairs.
two words: no meds
two words: rap battle
In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…
…all other television networks will suspend broadcasting during that time. And that won’t help much.
…there will be shark jumping during the debate.
…Big Bird will moderate.
two words: puppymonkeybaby cameo
…two words: smashing pumpkins.
14.Burt The idea is to increase viewership, not eliminate it
In Order to Boost Ratings on the Next Clinton-Sanders Debate…
There will be beer and bacon!
It will be billy beer and slimy undercooked bacon though.
Bleagh.