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  1. In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…

    participants will cut off their own fingers to demonstrate their loyalty to Socialist Ideals.

    Two socialists enter, one socialists leaves.

    debate moderators will be Ted Nugent. Armed.

  2. …adding Cam Newton.

    …there’s a shower scene and Hillary has a shiv.

    …they remodel the house while their cooking creations bake during the singing and dancing contests.

    …vital statistics shown onscreen so you can update your dead pool fantasy league pick.

  3. In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…

    …all other television networks will suspend broadcasting during that time. And that won’t help much.

    …there will be shark jumping during the debate.

    …Big Bird will moderate.

    two words: puppymonkeybaby cameo

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