Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for…
…existing
…indiscriminate use of logic.
…it would be quicker to read the list of things she didn’t criticize Republicans for.
…Cankle envy.
On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for…
letting Obama win the Presidency after he stole the nomination from her.
…being insufficiently subservient…
…understanding the existential threat she poses…
…not declaring Trump their candidate by acclamation…
On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for…
not respecting her as the Deity she is.
…not running when barked at.
…everything.
…walnuts
Conspiring against her coronation.
…what difference, at this point, does it make?
. . . expecting her to be subject to the provisions of our criminal law.
. . . humanizing human fetuses, advocating for the treatment of minorities as equals on a level playing field, denying that there is a fundamental human right to live and work in America, regardless of place of origin or citizenship, and defaming Islam by describing terrorist mass murderers as Muslim when they are, in fact, Muslim.
@12 Crabby: Mrs. Clinton is incapable of articulating anything with such precision.
…as witness her reductio ad absurdum: “BARK BARK BARK!”
On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for…
having a duplicate key which she proved using geometric logic!
On the campaign trail, Hillary criticized Republicans for… Aliens!
No. Wait. That was the other guy with the crazy hair. No, the other guy.
…the unscrupulous use of dog whistles at her latest campaign event.
…not letting her get away with it! Meddling kids!
@15…nice one! I wonder who’s balls she used?
@Jimmy#13: Well, the way she put it was: “War on women! RAAAACIST!!! Racist again!!! H8ers!!!”
… for being Humaphobic.
… for calling Hillary an Abedin Terrier.
… for not appreciating their wags-to-witches story.
… for not being real publicans.
… for asking, when it comes to politics, “What difference, at this point, does *it make?”
* Brought to you by the letter “t.”
… for daring to inquire about her cash, cache & caché.
… or the coughin’s and coffins that follow her everywhere.
… for pointing out that she is in some ways tired.
…for suggesting that something is wrong with a candidate who:
a) Is affectionately known as the “psycho-bitch from Hell” in her own party.
b) Has frequent coughing fits that last 10 minutes ore more.
c) Is wearing concussion prism glasses.
d) Barks like a dog.
e) Laughs like a hyena.
f) Was turned down decades ago by the TV show “To Tell The Truth.”
She’d tell us if she could just stop coughing long enough to be able to do so.