A Massachusetts town is requiring an essay from concealed-carry applicants explaining why they should have a gun.
OK, how about: “In case some officious bureaucrat gets a notion that he has a right to ask me why I should have a gun.”
A Massachusetts town is requiring an essay from concealed-carry applicants explaining why they should have a gun.
OK, how about: “In case some officious bureaucrat gets a notion that he has a right to ask me why I should have a gun.”
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“What I Did On My Schumer Vacation”
Yeah, my essay starts: “When in the course of human events…”
But wouldn’t importing Australia’s pussification would constitute “cultural appropriation”?
“Outback: Where the police will take you.”
“Because it is my right and because it is necessary to the security of a free state. The end.”
Here’s my essay:
“If you provide me, gratis, with an 24 armed body guard then I might not need a gun.”
“Roses are red, violets blue tinged, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”
Oh and that $1000 app fee? I’m spending that on a lawyer.
My essay: “Because I want one, and even bothering to tell you that much is a stretch but I’m feeling uncharacteristically whimsical on the subject and, at least for today, am in the mood to suffer fools gladly. Issue my license without delay, feel free to choke on the fee, or you will see me in court. Just FYI, the polite version of my lawyer’s nickname is ‘Junkyard Bleeping Bleep Money Bleephole Banks’, but we no longer refer to this as his ‘Indian name’ for PC reasons.”