Doctors now have a new drug that they can prescribe to try to cure addiction to the drug that cures addiction to [insert_addiction]. loop. endless.
They already invented many drugs to cure common sense and rational thought (Prozac etc). How about a drug to cure drug company and government addiction to drugs that permanently change people’s brain chemistry? Oh wait, that’s the whole point, never mind.
…then a new study will claim that gambling cures drug addiction
But does it cure QE-induced stock market investing?
Sounds dicey.
“Recommended by nine out of ten doctors. C’mon. You’ve gotta like those odds!”
Before I started taking it 2 weeks ago I’d have given you 5 to 2 odds that it would fail.
Now I’d make it even money.
Five to one you’re all going to end up in the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane.
The drug is called, “TriBettinal”
But the generic name is ibetyorbroken.
See, you take two and call.
*ba da crash*
@9: Damn; now that’s the joke I was hunting for.
freakin’ snake eyes salesmen.
So it will stop people from ordering out?
Doctors now have a new drug that they can prescribe to try to cure addiction to the drug that cures addiction to [insert_addiction]. loop. endless.
They already invented many drugs to cure common sense and rational thought (Prozac etc). How about a drug to cure drug company and government addiction to drugs that permanently change people’s brain chemistry? Oh wait, that’s the whole point, never mind.