Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Has Forbidden… Posted by Harvey on 1 March 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
…the three Scotch lunch. …photography below the waist. …walking behind her. …menus with the words ‘thigh’ or ‘breast’ in them. Reply to this comment
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden… …presidential elections. Her coronation will be in the morning. …Bernie Sanders. …male strippers. Female strippers only. Reply to this comment
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden… desires, with the deepest of lusts and the most…errr, sorry. Got lost for a moment there. Reply to this comment
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden… fruits. I mean fruit, not “Fruits”. She needs all the “Fruits” she can get to vote for her after all. the dancing of the Lambada, the forbidden dance. That puts it on double Forbidden probation I guess. any question from a reporter that doesn’t already have a pre-approved answer. Reply to this comment
….Barkers, coughers, southern accents & liars – that’s her gig and by golly nobody will upstage her! Reply to this comment
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
everything
…panting at her pants suits.
…calling her Mao Jacket a iMao Jacket.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
all that is not strictly permitted.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
cankle shots
…sanity.
…reality.
…fealty.
…romance.
… noting what difference anything, besides gender, makes.
Reason and Knowledge.
…cigar jokes.
…the three Scotch lunch.
…photography below the waist.
…walking behind her.
…menus with the words ‘thigh’ or ‘breast’ in them.
Bill
the constitution
Lewinski’s
…the singing of “The Old Gray Mare” every time she enters a room.
anything red, white & blue.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
…presidential elections. Her coronation will be in the morning.
…Bernie Sanders.
…male strippers. Female strippers only.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
desires, with the deepest of lusts and the most…errr, sorry. Got lost for a moment there.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign has forbidden…
fruits. I mean fruit, not “Fruits”. She needs all the “Fruits” she can get to vote for her after all.
the dancing of the Lambada, the forbidden dance. That puts it on double Forbidden probation I guess.
any question from a reporter that doesn’t already have a pre-approved answer.
…being for bidding – “We want what we ask for, nothing less”…
…. questions by any law enforcement agency, due to dipsomanic immunity.
….Barkers, coughers, southern accents & liars – that’s her gig and by golly nobody will upstage her!