(AP) San Francisco – The California Ninth District Court of Appeals issued a landmark ruling today advancing the civil rights of transgender individuals.  The Court unanimously found that Lil Darlings All Nude Girl Review discriminated against Daniel Ripperton when they refused to hire him as a stripper just because he was a man.

“I couldn’t be more thrilled,” Daniel beamed when the ruling was announced.  “All I wanted was to dance, and they wouldn’t even let me perform day shift on the weekdays.  It really hurt, you know.  I’m not even attractive enough for day shift?  I couldn’t stanch my tears for days, I felt so worthless.  Do I deserve this treatment just because I can’t afford to transform my outer self to match my inner woman?  Why do you think I am dancing?  To earn that money as fast as I can.”

The Court didn’t only order Lil Darlings to hire Daniel, but, concerned that discrimination against transgender individuals runs so deep within society, the Court stipulated further rules regarding Daniels’ employment.

“You probably don’t know this,” Daniel told reporters, “but Lil Darlings doesn’t pay its dancers.  They work for tips and get half of the fee for lap and private dances.  If the audience is filled with a bunch of awful bigots, I could twerk my little tushie off all night and still come home with nothing.”

Understanding the harsh, bigoted truth that men didn’t go to Lil Darlings to watch men strip, the Court ordered that minimum tipping was mandated for all performers and, further, Lil Darlings could only sell lap and private dances in groups of ten on a special lap dance punch card.  Two of the ten dances must be redeemed on Daniel to ensure he isn’t discriminated against due to his transgender status.

Reactions to this new policy have been mixed.  “The worst part,” commented one of the regulars who wished to remain anonymous, “is the way his chest hair chafes you during the lap dances, like a Brillo pad against your face.  The sweat dripping from his arm pit hair is unpleasant as well.  But who am I to say he is not a beautiful, sexy woman?”

This isn’t the first time Daniel has had to face this battle against bigotry.  He was driven out of his last job after less than one day.

“Last year I was hired on at the Springfield Carnival as the bearded lady,” Daniel told reporters, “but when the snake lady spied me in the showers and noticed that I had a little snake of my own, she ratted me out.  Before I knew it I was running for my life from a mob of carnies, freaks and geeks.  Rejected even by the rejects.  I had to drop my discrimination lawsuit against them when they threatened to countersue for fraud, claiming that I lied on my resume when I claimed to be a bearded lady.  It breaks my heart that we are living in a world where a woman can’t get a job as a bearded lady just because she ain’t no lady.  That’s why I left those bigoted red states and headed to California.”

But now with the support he has received in California, he has expressed that he once again has the hope to fulfill his dreams.  “Just wait until those Springfield losers see me after I emerge from my chrysalis, magnificently metamorphosed.  Then they’ll regret turning me out.  With the money I’m now making as a dancer, my transformation is already on its way.  I hired some strapping young bucks to dig the pit in my basement and even had enough left over to buy my lotion basket.  Once I have enough for seamstress school, I’ll be ready to transform.  My, but you have beautiful skin.  And aren’t you a size 14?  Perfect.  Come here.  You simply must see what I have in the back of my van.”