Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…
…let out a screech so loud that barn owls feared for their lives.
…called off the Sanders hit squad.
…cackled and coughed.
After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…
drank blood.
checked with her legal team to find out if her contract with Satan is still binding, and if she can legally pardon herself after the voter fraud takes place in November.
told some more lies.
…scratched her C.O. Jones and spit.
…drank the blood of 3 virgins and declared herself president
After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…
was heard saying, “Precious, my precioussssssssss…”
…called her ex-friend, Donald, and said, “Bring it!!”
After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…
said, “I love it when a plan comes together.”
drank champagne out of Bill’s loafer.
demanded to be named Reich Chancellor.
…ate deep-fried fetuses.
…handed Huma her rolodex of Saudi princes, saying “Start calling. These threads don’t pay for themselves”…
After Clinching the Democrat Nomination, Hillary Clinton … instinctively wiped her campaign records with a cloth … or something.
After Clinching the Democrat Nomination, Hillary Clinton… chugged a bottle of hot sauce from her purse, before drawling that she still ain’t no ways tired.
…called the Chinese and flatly stated, “Release your funds.”
…scratched the photo-op of her in a M-1 tank.
After Clinching the Democrat Nomination, Hillary Clinton…
…surprisingly obtained Obama’s endorsement.
…remained shrill and annoying.
…hopped on her broom and wrote, “SURRENDER TRUMP” in the sky.
After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…
told Obama that in exchange for his endorsement and a future pardon, she would continue to hide her copy of his real birth certificate.
had her staff start writing her concession speech.
called Glamour Shots to take her official campaign portrait, and they understandably laughed at her.
…snapped, cackled and popped.
Did you mean her cankles snapped and popped?
Ordered another brace of stinger missiles because she found out that Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump were on Flight 122 to DC.
….emailed the Russians but they already knew.