Straight Line of the Day: After Clinching the Democrat Nomination, Hillary Clinton…

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After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…

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  1. After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…

    drank blood.

    checked with her legal team to find out if her contract with Satan is still binding, and if she can legally pardon herself after the voter fraud takes place in November.

    told some more lies.

  2. After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…

    said, “I love it when a plan comes together.”

    drank champagne out of Bill’s loafer.

    demanded to be named Reich Chancellor.

  3. After Clinching the Democrat Nomination, Hillary Clinton…

    …surprisingly obtained Obama’s endorsement.

    …remained shrill and annoying.

    …hopped on her broom and wrote, “SURRENDER TRUMP” in the sky.

  4. After clinching the Democrat nomination, Hillary Clinton…

    told Obama that in exchange for his endorsement and a future pardon, she would continue to hide her copy of his real birth certificate.

    had her staff start writing her concession speech.

    called Glamour Shots to take her official campaign portrait, and they understandably laughed at her.

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