Straight Line of the Day: A Former Secret Service Agent Just Spilled Hillary’s Darkest Secret…

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A former Secret Service agent just spilled Hillary’s darkest secret

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  1. A former Secret Service agent just spilled Hillary’s darkest secret…

    She is not Chelsea’s actual mother.

    she didn’t cry at the end of Old Yeller.

    leaves the seat up after going to the bathroom.

    voted for Bernie Sanders in the NY primary.

    sleeps on piles of gold coins.

    shot a man in in Reno, just to watch him die.

  2. A former Secret Service agent just spilled Hillary’s darkest secret…

    and it will not make any difference to the, liberal voters.

    She put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
    She put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    She put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    She put the dip in the dip da dip da dip

  3. … RoseLawFirmBud was her sled.

    … she is one of The Walking Dead Broke.

    … she is Puke Spy Walker’s father.

    … at the end of “The Crying Game,” she just didn’t get what the surprise was.

    … “Rodham” is a made-up name, combining her strategies for dealing with infidels and non-infidels.

    … she’s not a Nigerian prince, you moron.

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