Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…
I’m going to Disneyworld!
…is to take away the terrorists favorite target, America.
take awaydestroyFTFY
After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…
…is the same as the old plan. Rhetoric.
…a nice bike ride in his mom-jeans.
…kicking the can.
…bowing to his masters.
…bilking the taxpayers again to send the girls to Harvard. I guess college “is” free.
He’s going to exchange his kid gloves for mittens
He’s going to purchase an XXXXXXXXXL sized NRA t-shirt on cafe press to frame the elephant in the room with.
He’s going to threaten to cause the sea waters to rise in the middle east.
…recognizing that the frustration of the terrorists stem from the difficulty in obtaining proper tools, is introducing a new program suggested by Eric Holder to streamline the purchase of military grade hardware. He’s calling it: “More Rapid, Less Anger”.
Double down on the eradication of that pesky due process stuff.
. . . is one that I remember from the 1960s – “Duck and cover.”
. . . hasn’t yet shown up on the screen of his teleprompter.
…slow boiling American frogs.
…is known as the Alfred E. Neuman Gambit, where he stands in front of America, shrugs his shoulders and says “What, ME worry?”
…..is to put up the ISIS flag in Orlando at half staff.
After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…
Is to switch focus to Gun Control.
And add in some hints that guns, and terrorists, on on the list of causes of Global Warming.
…implement Lyndon Johnson’s sick society.
…is to double the number of Secret Service agents protecting him. The rest of you are on your own.
…is to create a new government program called, “Jobs For Peaceful Muslims”. Since we all know that terrorism is caused by lack of opportunities and hope.
Another round of golf ought to do the trick.
I seriously doubt he thinks one round will do…
…is to raise the height of the fence around the White House. Yes, the irony was lost on him.
…having Koskinen and Lerner exert more pressure on those TEA party thugs.
After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…
arresting all those durn Musli… oops my mistake, durn Methodists.
includes better trance music at Gay nightclubs.
will absolutely, positively work this time around. It is brand new from the ACME company.
…is to go Full Venezuela. Because (omitted) doesn’t seem to attack there.
…is to finally call them what they are: Bitter clingers
…includes using the full force of [REDACTED] with a full measure of [REDACTED] while pursuing a parallel action involving [REDACTED]. Furthermore, [REDACTED]. [REDACTED].