Straight Line of the Day: After Orlando, President Obama’s New Plan for Fighting Terrorism…

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After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…

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  1. After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…

    …is the same as the old plan. Rhetoric.

    …a nice bike ride in his mom-jeans.

    …kicking the can.

    …bowing to his masters.

    …bilking the taxpayers again to send the girls to Harvard. I guess college “is” free.

  2. He’s going to exchange his kid gloves for mittens

    He’s going to purchase an XXXXXXXXXL sized NRA t-shirt on cafe press to frame the elephant in the room with.

    He’s going to threaten to cause the sea waters to rise in the middle east.

  3. …recognizing that the frustration of the terrorists stem from the difficulty in obtaining proper tools, is introducing a new program suggested by Eric Holder to streamline the purchase of military grade hardware. He’s calling it: “More Rapid, Less Anger”.

  4. After Orlando, President Obama’s new plan for fighting terrorism…

    arresting all those durn Musli… oops my mistake, durn Methodists.

    includes better trance music at Gay nightclubs.

    will absolutely, positively work this time around. It is brand new from the ACME company.

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