Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just as you suspected, most of Hillary Clinton’s campaign funding comes from…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Just as you suspected, most of Hillary Clinton’s campaign funding comes from…
Just as you suspected, most of Hillary Clinton’s campaign funding comes from…
people who hate America and want it DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
…sales of bathtub gin.
…big oil and big guns … overseas.
In light of her recently demonstrated barking prowess, I’m guessing dog and pony shows.
…and her horse-like posterior
…blackmail…
… Bill-gotten gains.
…cattle futures.
…a bunch of little men.
…hanging out on corners on K Street and Dupont Circle.
…betting on Black.
. . . rich, severely mentally ill people
…her new Windows® Washing service.
Just as you suspected, most of Hillary Clinton’s campaign funding comes from…
…people that will be on her hit list once she’s elected.
…the Russian Mafia.
…ISIS.
…people and companies that the IRS has no interest in.
I’m thinking the lion’s share is shipped from the Fourth Circle of Hell- but I could be wrong, it might be a joint effort of the 8th and 9th Circles
…generous donations from Louis Cypher and B. L. Zeebub
…Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers!! But not from Methodists.
Could you be more specific?
…selling rides on the granny horse to.
Sales from her swimsuit calendar, featuring Miss February, Lena Dunham.
Selling cankle fat to the Kardashians to use for butt implants.
Good! Someone needs to kick them in the ass, even if it’s Hillary!
…all the usual suspects.
…Mordor.
… Wizard of Oz residuals.
… sales of Superego. Drop the façade already, you mole!
… diva-dends.
… redeeming her “Get Out Of Jail Free” cards.
…extortion, bribery, same as most of them, she’s just better at it.
Just as you suspected, most of Hillary Clinton’s campaign funding comes from…
Obama’s printing presses, after being laundered through countries which would be considered enemies by a real president.
Radical Islamic terrorists
…yoga instructors specializing in the Just So You Really Can Kiss It Goodbye Position.
…the Black Funerals Matter Industry.
… the vast Riyadh-wing conspiracy.
Trump.