Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Should we be worried? Russia plans to send men to the moon where they will…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Should we be worried? Russia plans to send men to the moon where they will…
…establish a nuclear defense base.
…create a SEP field around it thereby depriving us of the solar eclipse next summer.
Should we be worried? Russia plans to send men to the moon where they will…
means us no harm.
taunt us for a second time.
chuck rocks at us.
Nuke The Earth ®
…find Frank hold up in a moon cave.
…start exporting green cheese. And claiming all property and minerals for the Kremlin. That UN agreement referring to Outer Space was talking about other galaxies.
…rename the Moon as “The Land Of The Rus.”
They will be assigned a magnificent apartment. Just a short walk from the bathroom.
Is old Russian proverb: you cannot nuke moon with hands in pockets.
With Russia, you do not nuke the moon, moon nukes you!
I love this satellite!
Finally be rid of pesky moose and squirrel.
Russia plans to send men to the moon where they will…
…be voting for Hillary.
…running experiments to see if one can freeze vodka.
…intently watch the USA with really strong binoculars.
…finally fix all the pot-holes
…howl incessantly.
…discover that it’s no moon….
…get drunk. Same as the do everywhere.
…moon us.
… gloat “The egalitarian has landed” and “Houston, we’ve got a pogrom.”
… construct MIRVin the Martian.
Oh, and then move on to Mars while NASA works on improving muslim self-esteem.
… find as much manmade climate change as they’ve found on Earth.
… pretend to be in a TV studio, innocently enough.
. . . insist that they invented the moon.
. . . immediately start looking for vodka and cigarettes.
Should we be worried? Russia plans to send men to the moon where they will…
find the body of Alice Kramden.
use golf clubs to smash Hillary’s stupid reset button.
. . . snicker-snag the American flag.
. . . establish a colony of whalers to exploit the Moon’s endangered cetacean population, provoking outrage from the international hippy community.