Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest way for illegal immigrants to get into the US…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest way for illegal immigrants to get into the US…
…respond affirmatively to your RSVP from White House dot Org. Be sure to list your plus one.
Heck my game warden buddy says they walk across and look for a guy with a badge to get a ride the rest of the way.
…: Ameri-Cannon! (aka: Reverse Mexi-Cannon)
Run for president on the Democrat ticket.
Oh, already? Never mind.
…visit any Democratic voter outreach registration station.
…1) Buy a moose costume 2) Argue with your accomplice as to positioning 3) Wander across the border* (*works better on the northern border)
…is with a student visa for the Clinton Global Initiative University. Free tuition!!1! (but it will require a $250K gratis)
Promise to vote Democrat.
The Newest Way for Illegal Immigrants to Get Into the US…
…is to click their heels three times.
…is Hillary sponsored. What’d you think that arrow in her logo was for?
Leftward Ho???
…is express shipping themselves in an Iranian warhead. They arrive and get 72 virgins immediately,.
That’s one way to defeat Crusaders. FayedEx: When it absolutely, positively has to get there over knights.
(And come January, we can use Ex-Pres Mail.)
…just walk across with a photocopy of Obama’s birth certificate (with a crude eo or sito scribbled onto end of his name).
…if claim of diplomatic immunity doesn’t work just say “Muslim Brotherhood, now sex me up”.
…only give them your name, age and sexual identity number. Worst case scenario is you get detained and sent to a women’s detention center.
The newest way for illegal immigrants to get into the US…
go with the new TSA approved precheck[off of an all Democrat ballot]
be dragged across the Rio Grande by an alligator.
walk in backwards and say you are leaving.
chose to identify yourself as a legal resident.
tell people your are Hillary Clinton’s cankle masseuse.