Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…
…to stay the same sweet, honest and charitable person she always has been*…
*(Everyone laughed!)
At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…
a NEW and DIFFERENT straight line of the day, every day!
At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…
their lives if they continued to contribute. If not….
not to appoint them Ambassador to Libya.
DEATH TO AMERICA!
…to keep them off her top ten hit list.
…to kill them last.
I think the correct translation had that as “Eat” not “Kill”.
Personally, I’d rather be killed then eaten, rather than vice versa. Outcome is the same, though. Bantha fodder, because, you know, she’s as ugly as a Bantha…
… to teach them how to do that “Excellent!” thing.
…if they will cough it up, she will cough it up.
At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…
consequences if she didn’t get a “Harumph”!
[wow.. synergy!]
… to make them FBI agents-in-charge.
Hillary: Repeat after me: I…
Men: I…
Hillary: …your name…
Men: …your name…
Hillary: [to herself] Shmucks. [continues aloud] …pledge allegiance…
Men: …pledge allegiance…
Hillary: …to Hillary…
Men: …to Hitlery…
Hillary [throws ashtray]: THAT’S HILLARY!
Men: That’s Hillary!
Hillary: …and to the evil…
Men: …and to the evil…
Hillary: …for which she stands.
Men: …for which she stands.
Hillary: Now go do… that voodoo… that YOU do… SO WELL…!
[Led by Joe Biden, men shoot at the sky in joy and ride off]
Hillary Clinton: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Tim Kaine: Goll darnit, Mrs. Clinton, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Her price is much higher – but you got the profession right.
…to kill all the first born Jewish males.
…to give the answers to the 3 questions she asks before letting people cross her bridge.
…HANDYS ALL AROUND!!!
… a VIP tour of Ft. Marcy park. A larger contribution can avoid this.
… to reveal which Amendment she was thinking of when she sang “You’re So In Vain.”
… to sell them the latest American technology. Huma gently reminded her that these were American donors.
…that she will continue to pay women 79 cents for every dollar men make.
…to make it rain up in here.
…that the rich will get richer.
…she will refrain from complaining about how broke she is.
That she won’t move any Muslim refuges into their wealthy neighborhoods.
… an upgrade from “Ultra-wealthy” to “Hyper-Wealthy”.
Hyper-Wealthy, kind of like Ludicrous Speed.
They’ve gone to plaid!
Great Mel Brooks “cultural references” all!!!