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  1. In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…

    … had a hologram of herself work out with the hologram of Jack Lalanne.

    …performed multiple acts of holding down chairs, railings, tables…

  2. … challenged all comers to a stair-climbing contest: best two out of three falls.

    … challenged all comers from Libya, Turkey, and Syria to an arms-rustlin’ contest.

    … pointed out that she has played hide-and-go-seek non-stop for fifty years now.

  3. …landed on a rumor mongering conservative the next time she fell.

    …beat Sean Hannity to death with the femur she was gnawing on.

    …clean and jerked her testicle lock-box and only bled from one ear.

    …mud wrestled the entire Swedish bikini team, for 18 hours.

    …reminded us she was not enrolled in Obamacare.

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