Straight Line of the Day: In an Attempt to Quash Rumors About Her Poor Health, Hillary Clinton…

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In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…

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  1. In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…

    … had a hologram of herself work out with the hologram of Jack Lalanne.

    …performed multiple acts of holding down chairs, railings, tables…

  2. … challenged all comers to a stair-climbing contest: best two out of three falls.

    … challenged all comers from Libya, Turkey, and Syria to an arms-rustlin’ contest.

    … pointed out that she has played hide-and-go-seek non-stop for fifty years now.

  3. … tap danced around her record of non-accomplishment.

    … shucked AND jived.

    … ducked questions, evaded responsibility, dodged accountability, and skated on her malfeasance.

  4. …landed on a rumor mongering conservative the next time she fell.

    …beat Sean Hannity to death with the femur she was gnawing on.

    …clean and jerked her testicle lock-box and only bled from one ear.

    …mud wrestled the entire Swedish bikini team, for 18 hours.

    …reminded us she was not enrolled in Obamacare.

  5. …deflected the question and accused Tromp of being a Grand Wizard.

    …did “The Twist” on national tv. The stations had to quickly cut away to a commercial due to obscenity laws.

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