Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…
Displayed a a letter signed by her physician, Dr. Nick.
…ate a pickle.
…sent IRS Commissioner Koskinen a list of people who have mentioned her poor health.
In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…
… had a hologram of herself work out with the hologram of Jack Lalanne.
…performed multiple acts of holding down chairs, railings, tables…
…beat up a wino.
… challenged all comers to a stair-climbing contest: best two out of three falls.
… challenged all comers from Libya, Turkey, and Syria to an arms-rustlin’ contest.
… pointed out that she has played hide-and-go-seek non-stop for fifty years now.
In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…
bit the head off a live rooster.
had a man randomly killed with the snap of her fingers
lied.
… slandered the military as part of her Jane Fonda workout.
…displayed an official looking email from Diane Reynolds. (Glenn denies any relationship)
… opened a jar of pickles on national TV. I’m sorry, but there is just no way to top that one.
Hit Bill with a lamp from 50 yards.
… tap danced around her record of non-accomplishment.
… shucked AND jived.
… ducked questions, evaded responsibility, dodged accountability, and skated on her malfeasance.
….tried to contact the spirit of Ted Kennedy for advice on how to prove she’s been saying no to vodka shots ever since the Monica Scandal.
…landed on a rumor mongering conservative the next time she fell.
…beat Sean Hannity to death with the femur she was gnawing on.
…clean and jerked her testicle lock-box and only bled from one ear.
…mud wrestled the entire Swedish bikini team, for 18 hours.
…reminded us she was not enrolled in Obamacare.
…deflected the question and accused Tromp of being a Grand Wizard.
…did “The Twist” on national tv. The stations had to quickly cut away to a commercial due to obscenity laws.
…wanders around, repeatedly mumbling “I got nothin'”…
… said “Nonsense! I get exorcised once a week.”
said, “Do these look like the cankles of a sick person?!”
…said, “I don’t feel noways tired”.
I think you mean “tahrd,” not “tired.”
Shouldn’t that be “tarred and feathered”?
Turned her head and coughed; non-stop for two hours.
… foreclosed on the Whitewater home of an elderly couple and extorted a million dollars from a complete stranger on a promise of future favors.
Said “I’m not dead yet” followed by “I’m getting better”