Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shocking! Turns out that Hillary Clinton is using illegal immigrants to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shocking! Turns out that Hillary Clinton is using illegal immigrants to…
…keep Bill entertained.
…respond to the CBS and CNN polls.
…vote.
…fill her short-list for Supreme Court nominees.
…supply her with fresh product for her blood doping.
…cut her lawn, take care of her grand children and wash her dishes.
…keep her purse filled with hotsauce packets.
…keep her from falling over…
Shocking! Turns out that Hillary Clinton is using illegal immigrants to…
clean her servers.
not ask the questions American journalists don’t ask.
be converted into flying monkeys
…taunt us a second time…
… wipe her email servers. Like with a cloth, right?
… process the visa applications for legal immigrants.
… hand Trump a steady stream of shovels for digging bigger holes to fall into.
… clean up the trail of slime she leaves everywhere she slithers.
Shocking! Turns out that Hillary Clinton is using illegal immigrants to…
…write totally misleading propaganda spewing lie filled garbage like this “story”.
…clean the toilets of liberals…oh wait, all liberals do that. It ain’t slavery if you give them $5/hr!
…hide her illegal activities (It’s gonna take a LOT of them…)…
… racially balance the white noise she deploys at her rallies.
… build that wail.
… drown out the Trumpers who shall ever call “retweet,”
Sift out the hearts of men before her judgment seat…
… clean up on Belial 2.
… counter claims of running a sexist campaign by loudly proclaiming: “Vages? We don’ need no stinkin’ vages!”
Hello, moderator!
… underscore her La Raza d’etre.
… make it seem quite natural that her server, too, is undocumented.
…as Cankle rustlers
…re-staff Benghazi.
. . . tell the lies that her American flunkies won’t.
Just what lies would those be?
Jeez, just off the top of my head (it’s kind of hard to believe that you’ve never heard of any of these, or if you have, honestly don’t believe them to be lies):
Claiming she was under sniper fire in Bosnia.
Claiming the FBI said she told the truth about her emails, when they said she did the opposite.
Claiming she turned over all government-related emails to the State Department.
Claiming she never sent or received classified emails on her unsecure server.
Claiming she would “talk to anybody, any time” about the emails, adding, “I’ve encouraged all of [my staff] to be very forthcoming.”
Her use of a home-brewed server for ALL her work emails: “It was not prohibited,” she said at a Democratic debate.
Claiming she was named after Sir Edmund Hilary.
Claiming she had no idea where the records of the Rose Law Firm were.
Claiming she and her husband were dead broke when they left the White House (multimillion-dollar book deal was already signed).
Claiming Benghazi was caused “by an internet video,” when she knew better, and told her daughter so.
Speaking to George Stephanopoulos on ABC, Hillary said that she told the families of the victims that the Benghazi attack was due to a YouTube video because of “the fog of war.”
— Conservative Tribune | 1/2/2016
She now claims she never even said that to them, and that the grieving families are mistaken.
To paraphrase someone else:
She has admitted that she and her political hacks already destroyed over 30,000 emails. We have her word, which we know is worth absolutely nothing, that there was no classified information in those 30,000 destroyed emails.
She illegally use a private server, illegally destroyed information under subpoena, and illegally destroyed information that was government property because at some point in its transmission, government computers, salaried employees were used in the creation, transmission or reception of these emails.
Think of it: they had a chance to get rid of all the incriminating evidence and they still missed some of it. Imagine how much was on the 30,000 emails they destroyed.
30,000 emails which the NSA and FBI, with the most technologically advanced criminal resources in the world, pretend cannot be recovered . . . not only from her server, but from any server connected to any recipient of emails from her, or sender of emails to her.
And, of course, we are all asked to believe these 30,000 miles only concerned Chelsea’s wedding and other inconsequential items.
Compared to her, Richard Nixon was an amateur.
— http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3460172/posts
Woodward: Hillary Has “Not Come Totally Clean” About Email Scandal
Breitbart | 16 Aug 2016 | Pam Key
“What lies would those be?” -vonzorch
NBC Poll: Just 12 Percent of Dems See Clinton as ‘Honest and Trustworthy’
“According to a new NBC News|SurveyMonkey Weekly Election Tracking poll…”
[Not exactly a hotbed of right-wing conspiracies…]
“When broken down by party, just 12 percent of Democrats say Clinton is honest and trustworthy.”
— Washington Examiner | August 16, 2016 | Kelly Cohen
I’m aware of all those lies. My point was that her American flunkies would tell any lie for her. Sorry if wasn’t clear.
Whoops. Misunderstood.
Shocking! Turns out that Hillary Clinton is using illegal immigrants to…
register dead ancestors in Mexico to vote here
… to delete her e-mails by hand, because it adds a personal touch to the harsh coldness of technology.