Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN…
“Among my true people I can say, DEATH TO AMERICA!”
…”Excuse me while I whip this out…”
. . . was his final line, for which he did his best impression of Porky Pig saying “That’s all, folks!”
Après moi, la Sorcière d’illusions.
…Just think how much you’re going to be missing. You won’t have Obama to kick around anymore. https://youtu.be/ya1GWB2AMnY
My failed presidency was caused by a YouTube video
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I I I I I I I I I I I I
America’s 8 year long national nightmare is almost over
Ich bin ein BSer
“So long, and thanks for all deficiencies.”
“To anyone I haven’t bowed to or apologized to yet, please see me after the speech.”
“After the election, I’ll have a lot more flexibility — if those of you who desire American technology know what I mean.”
“And all those of you who are trying to send me Hillary’s emails, thanks, but we’ve got enough copies of them now.”
“Heh. That’s what Che said.”
“A priest, a pastor and a rabbi are playing golf…”
“You’ve all been hookwinked and bamboozled! Hahahahaha!”
“and to my friends south of the border…votar temprano, votar a menudo, votar Demócrata!”
“Hey Ireland: Hillary demands to know why she isn’t ahead by 50 pints.”
…The Soros sent me to take charge.
The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN…
… Peace out Bitches!
… good thing I got this Nobel Peace Prize prior to my administration.
… well, I am off to my walled, guarded compound.
♪ “All through the day, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
All I can say, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Now the right are believing it
Everyone’s leaving it
Growing more strong all the time
All through the day, I me mine.
All I can hear, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those jeers, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine…” ♪
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice,
pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
Sidney…Is that you?!?!
“You screwed up…. You trusted me.”
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
“January 20th, 2017 — a date that will live in Enfamil — will be the day that the oceans resume rising, the earth ceases to heal, and one lone prophet in the wilderness’s wish comes true. I refer, of course, to No_Mo_Bama (pbuh). The world will little note, nor long remember, what we do here — we few, we happy few — but it can never forget the dream I have. Seriously, if you could make Kurt Waldheim a Secretary-General, I’ve got an even stronger together resume. So I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.”
{shaking fist at ceiling}
“Veni — Vidi — WIKI!!”
The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN…
…
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
…
The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN… Um… He gave a speech?
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad!
Whatever the last one was, probably I or me.
The most memorable line from President Obama’s final speech at the UN…
I would like to announce the creation of the “Obama Foundation” and that Michelle will be soon announcing her candidacy for Senator from New York…
you poor beknighted souls, whatever will you do without me, the center of your universe?
Allahu Akbhar!