Struggling with poor ratings, the NFL is considering reducing the number of ads and the length of games.
Or how about cutting the number of kneelers during the opening song? This is football, not a Catholic mass.
Struggling with poor ratings, the NFL is considering reducing the number of ads and the length of games.
Or how about cutting the number of kneelers during the opening song? This is football, not a Catholic mass.
The ‘Skins are doing their part; they are 6-3-1!
Given his ability to lead a team that is the only opportunity Kapernick has to take a knee.
*snerk!*
End the NFL anti-trust exemption.
Just end the NFL. They will never be clean again.
Raise awareness for:
* Irritable Bowel Syndrome by making all teams wear brown pants
* COPD by making all players plug one nostril
Celebrate:
* Black History Month by having them wear pounds of gold chains on the field
* Hispanic History Month by making all the jerseys look like serapes
* Asian Pacific Month by making all the cheerleaders wear only grass skirts and coconut bras (wait…um…that one actually sounds good)
Merge with the LFL.
Sorry, boycotting the NFL this season until they realize they are only here to entertain me.
“In the future there will be no war. There will only be Rollerball.”