Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
…protesting too much, methinks.
…ennui…
…schadenfreude…
…Ay! Caramba!…
…being eaten by nanobots…
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
self absorbtion.
uncontrolled liberalism
boredom
“Thirty billion holochannels and nothing’s on!”
…diaper rash.
…ten thousand safety pinpricks.
memories of the USA’s 2016 presidential campaign
bankruptcy
too much television
…SMOD
Apathy…. but who cares.
Aliens arriving in a giant wooden badger.
…Obamacare
Being bored to death by hyper-specialized scientists who spout off too much outside their areas of expertise. At least his timeline is longer than that failure Paul Ehrlich’s. He’ll be dead long before anyone can laugh in his face.
…Chuck Norris finally getting sick of everyone’s crap.
A bad cold caused by a virus brought back from Mars.
A single-payer healthcare system.
Mass suicide after the passage of a federal “death with dignity” law that incorrectly included the word “mandatory”.
…fallout from Frank’s preserved brain becoming self aware and nuking the moon.
…Schrödinger’s cat. Turns out it survived, is now irradiated and really pissed about being put in the box.
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
getting lazy after many generations of winning
drowning in Hillary’s ongoing tears
climate not changing
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
following idiot astrophysicists in wheelchairs off the deep end.
……stupidity.
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
women too late finding out they need a man more than a fish not needing a bicycle.
not enough plant food, that is carbon you university graduates.
a particularly nasty rash.
too much progress…especially that new hyper by-pass.
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…
… Schrodinger’s Syndrome.
…Natural selection due to the global spread of socialism. -And socialists still insist socialism works.
…Kookamungaphobia.
…herpagonasyphilaids.
…teaching that last radical muslim about robotics and computer programming skills 999 years from now was arguably not a good idea.
…fluoridated water, giving women in black helicopters the right to vote and running out of tin foil.
…the Democrats finally regained control and then a week later…
…in Stephen Hawking’s mind it will be because some idiot forgot to thaw out the cryogenically frozen head of Stephen Hawking.