Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google says it plans to reach out to conservatives by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google says it plans to reach out to conservatives by…
Google says it plans to reach out to conservatives by…
hunting them down one by one and banning them.
bringing them lots of freshly-baked cookies with walnuts in them.
having a special on fruit conserve
laughing hysterically about the fact that Google’s motto used to be “Don’t be evil.”
Didn’t they change that to “Don’t be Conservative” a few years ago?
…inviting them to use Bing…
Google says it plans to reach out to conservatives by…
insulting their intelligence.
…admitting that conservatives are a life form.
…let them play ‘reindeer games’.
…asking all their employees if they know any conservatives. No luck so far.
…looking out the windows more when they fly over.
Not crusifing or burning them at the stake as originally planned.
…diverting them to an alt-right sub-Reddit…
…adding Breitbart to their news feed…
…Hannitizing everyone…
talkin’ backwoods ‘mercan lahk they thinks all dem rednecks does.
Placing colorful ads starring Amy Schumer and Josh Groban in The New Yorker magazine, because anyone who is ANYONE reads The New Yorker!
by making the first return of any query go to a site full of pictures of babes holding weapons.
That’s generally what I’m looking for anyway; actually, they don’t even have to be holding weapons.
This is my weapon.
This is my gun.
One is for killing.
The other, for fun.
Google says it plans to reach out to conservatives by…
… using the GBUS shuttles to create traffic jams throughout the San Francisco area.
Thank you, GBUS!
…by about 12-31-2099.
…by hiring David Duke as Community Outreach Coordinator.