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No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?
She’s giving those Jerrys what for on Battlefield 1!
She be hangin’ with the homies!
We’re not sure, but Obama is going to expel 35 British diplomats just to be safe.
Binge-watching episodes of “Charles In Charge,” and then deciding “Nah.”
Shooting for a Girls’ Fortnight Out?
Performing “The Regina Monologues” in the hustings?
Taking a royal wee?
Balmoral Turpitude?
Laundry
Reigning on parades.
Applying for Obama Don’t Care before the deadline.
She’s just a little tiara-dy is all.
She can do what she wants; she’s a full-crown woman.
Camilla Parkour-Bowling. Has to be seen to be believed.
Got confused and started opening the houses of Parliament members.
She is powering through illness because that is what women do. Speculation about her long-term health or fitness to rule is pure misogyny. H8ers!
No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?
Hookers and blow.
No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?
Practicing for Kind Hearts and Coronets in reverse.
Filming a new episode of Total Makeover.
her cameo in the next Bond flic.
trying to find Nicole’s true killers.
Hacking the DNC, like everyone else
Heading for the Brexit…
Having a Toryd love affair…
Vetting the Meghan Markle Diaries, and a lot of frowning.
Shotgun in hand, staring down 2016.
Twitter war with Mel Brooks @ #It’s better to be Queen.
Knighting Sir Grim Reaper
Delivering presents to all the good boys and girls
Trying to figure out how to pass the Crown on to her Grandson and pass over that long eared galoot.
…Doctor Who marathon.
…she decided she should at least listen to a few of Obama speeches on that iPod before he leaves office and ended up hurting herself laughing so hard.
What? There are still queens?
She is kind of a badass. I’m just saying I believe that she has a cold, but I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that she has been on a black op killing ISIS. That is all.
… due to BLM unrest, she’s in the whiteness protection program.