Microsoft president Brad Smith called for a “digital Geneva Convention” to provide guidelines for when nations go up against nations in cyberspace.
Rule 1: Email’s fair game, but don’t mess with anyone’s DVR.
Archive of entries posted on February 2017
The Illustrated Frank J: Sadly, Still No Limit on Outrage Over the Things Trump *Doesn’t* Do
Old Pinkos Never Die, They Just Get Tenured
Students at Elizabethtown College this month are wearing white pins to remind them of their white privilege.
This from the same liberals who worry Trump’s going to start passing out yellow Stars of David.
Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Disbands Obama’s Military ‘Transgender Command’
[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]
Trump disbands Obama’s military ‘Transgender Command’
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I Regret Ever Spending the Time It Took to Watch Forrest Gump, But at Least Now I Get All the References
I’ll agree with the description from Neatorama:
They’ve managed to depict the memorable visuals of The Matrix and shoehorn in the most memorable catchphrases from Forrest Gump. That’s pretty neat.
[The Matrix Starring Forrest Gump – Hero Swap] (Viewer #1,264,122)
President Appleseed Knows How to Pick ‘Em
The New York Times Times’s Peter Baker complained that President Trump was “handpicking reporters” to call on during press conferences.
He’s angry about the picking part. He wants Trump to choose the bad apples that have already fallen from the tree and are rotting on the ground.
That’s Why You Didn’t See Them at the Women’s March
The Illustrated Frank J: Everything Exists for a Purpose, No Matter How Inhumanly Vile
Ronery, But Well-Armed
According to its state-run media, North Korea claims to have successfully completed the launch of a new ballistic missile.
Yeah, they always claim that, but meanwhile, just off their coast, it’s like fishing with Crocodile Dundee.
Link of the Day: Sarah Silverman, I Wish I Could Write Parodies As Good As You Live Them
[High Praise! to The Daily Caller]
Sarah Silverman Mistakes Sidewalk Utility Markings For Swastikas
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Said the Woman Who Lies to a Camera for a Living
Meryl Streep, in a fiery speech criticizing President Trump, pledged to stand up against “brownshirts”.
Pfft! Big talk. If she ever met an actual brownshirt, she’d be a brownpants.
Make America Great Again: Just Do the Opposite of Whatever Bernie Sanders Says
The Illustrated Frank J: They’re Very Careful, Because Once They Decide, Then People Are Allowed to Randomly Punch You
The Problem Isn’t the Lying, the Problem Is the You Catching It
A new report shows that “NOAA cheated and got caught” at fudging data on “global warming”.
So, who are liberals going to blame that on? Trump, a YouTube video, or Russian hackers?
They Say They Want a Revolution…
Buried deep in the comments at PJ Media [High Praise! to Sardondi], I found this gem:
Their actual lunatic fantasy….
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The US military, its consciousness raised by all the political commissars left embedded by Obama, overwhelmingly joins in coup to oust Trump*.
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Conservatives and Republicans, who can’t stand to hear the truth of the very accurate investigative reporting of brave journalists, start a civil war in a futile attempt to thwart a politically aware military in its coup effort.
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That 75% of the American public who are progressives and liberals easily obtain machine guns, rocket launchers, flamethrowers and tanks, and, after intensive training by watching black gangster and Asian gangster movies, meet their foes, the fascist, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, Southern, Christianist, fat white men, on the field of battle. And kill them all.
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The Reckoning follows, wherein the progressives purge American society of all undesirables, such as white Southerners, Christians, observant Jews, pro-lifers, climate-change deniers, and of course, Republicans and conservatives of all stripes. Executions continue for three years until all negative influences are eliminated from the country.
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The nation dispenses with wasteful competition and rescues the tv networks to just PBS, and the radio to just NPR. Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and the entire staff of Fox News Channel are burned at the stake on the highest ever rated program on PBS.
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Professional Sports Championships are now passed out on an even turn-about basis for “fairness”, and many men’s teams are eliminated in many sports so that the number of women’s teams are the same in number.
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The Goddess Gaia thanks progressives for ridding the US of the virus of fascist humans, and as a reward self-corrects all climate swings. Scientists perfect the anti-gravity drive. Everyone has everything he or she could possibly want, as warfare is abolished and peace reigns.
- In the true believers’ fantasy, the entire Trump family, including in-laws, grandchildren, personal assistants, and nannies, are ruthlessly executed in a Mar-a-Lago sunroom.