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Archive of entries posted on February 2017

Link of the Day: I Didn’t Watch Johnny Carson a Lot, But He Always Struck Me As a Classy Guy. Sort of the Anti-Letterman

Posted by Harvey on 24 February 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

14 Facts You May Not Know About Johnny Carson

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 6 Comments

Obama Knows How to Deal With Protesters

Posted by Harvey on 24 February 2017, 4:00 pm

Former President Obama spoke out against President Trump’s policies and said he was “heartened” by the level of protests against them.

Oh… I thought he was going to suggest Trump sic the IRS on them Obama-style.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Hit Play, Because This One Needs a Soundtrack

Posted by Harvey on 24 February 2017, 2:00 pm

New Hampshire Passes Constitutional Carry Law

[Hallelujah Chorus – Mormon Tabernacle Choir]

Just one more reason to go Porcupine if Trump can’t (or won’t) pull us out of Obama’s tailspin.

Filed under The Usual Stuff | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: ISIS Said Its Next Terrorist Attack on the US Will Take the Form of…

Posted by Harvey on 24 February 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

ISIS said its next terrorist attack on the US will take the form of…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 25 Comments

No Va… No, Not the Car

Posted by Harvey on 24 February 2017, 8:00 am

A new survey shows that illegal Mexican immigrants say they prefer detention to being sent back to their country.

I think I have Mexico’s new tourism slogan: “Mexico – nearly as good as an American prison”.

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Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Let’s Sum Up on the Silencing of Elizabeth Warren

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

It’s Now 50 Feet Tall and Wants to Battle Godzilla

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 8:00 pm

Japanese scientists report that a Fukishima cleaning robot has been damaged “by high radiation levels” inside the disaster site.

Am I the only one thinking “finally! A way to fight back against the inevitable robot uprising”?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

You Simply Can’t Go Wrong Quoting Walter Williams. He’s Like a Sane, Black Ron Paul Sans Psycho Groupies

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Link of the Day: Satire – Flynn Resigns After Mattis and Kelly Repeatedly Steal His Lunch Money

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

Flynn resigns after Mattis and Kelly repeatedly steal his lunch money

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Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Guess Maybe I *Should* Start Saving for Retirement, Then

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 4:00 pm

Scientists now say we can live to be 1000 years old.

Yes. IF we repeal Obamacare.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton Will Be Starring in a New Broadway Musical Called…

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary Clinton will be starring in a new Broadway musical called…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 48 Comments

I’ll Bet He Still Uses Cursive

Posted by Harvey on 23 February 2017, 8:00 am

The Pope says his secret for dealing with stress is to write down all his problems in letters to Saint Joseph.

Weird. St. Joseph doesn’t follow the Pope on Twitter?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: I’m Just Glad That, For the First Time in History, This Is True

Posted by Harvey on 22 February 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, Obama Warned Us | Comment

What? Nobody From Hezbollah?

Posted by Harvey on 22 February 2017, 8:00 pm

A new report shows that terrorists from Hamas are now teaming up with terrorists from ISIS.

Ya know, when America forms a Dream Team, the only thing that dies are the hopes & dreams of foreign Olympic basketball players.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Personally, I Find Canada Far More Sinister

Posted by Harvey on 22 February 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

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