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Archive of entries posted on February 2017

Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Gave America a Valentine…

Posted by Harvey on 14 February 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Trump gave America a valentine…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 12 Comments

You KNOW Who’s to Blame for Every Government Problem Now

Posted by Harvey on 14 February 2017, 8:00 am

A new report shows that secret FBI rules set up in 2013 allow agents to obtain journalists’ phone records just by getting approval from two internal officials.

That’s terrible! How did Trump trick Obama into approving that?

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Also, Lose the Sunglasses, Snowflake. This Ain’t “The Matrix”

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 4 Comments

Nothing Can Shake a Liberal’s Bedrock Principles

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 8:00 pm

The student-run paper of UC Berkeley ran five op-eds defending the riots on campus, arguing that violence was an acceptable response to a speech from Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos.

Which I’m sure they’ll run again after ProMilos come and smash their presses and firebomb their office.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Just Once Could Liberals Be Consistent?

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: Satire – President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Real News Right Now]

President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

It’s the Bees’ Own Fault for Demanding $15 an Hour

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 4:00 pm

Scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to give tiny drones the ability to pollenate flowers, just like bees.

My prediction: the “Bee Movie” sequel will also be a “Terminator” prequel.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Straight Line of the Day: What Will Mexico Do With All the Illegals That Trump Sends Back?

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What will Mexico do with all the illegals that Trump sends back?

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 22 Comments

I Just Hope This Doesn’t Mean We’ll Be Letting the Irish Back In, Too

Posted by Harvey on 13 February 2017, 8:00 am

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has struck down President Trump’s temporary 7-nation travel ban.

So… which violent protest did they cite in their decision?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: The Only Time You’ll See “Effective” and “Left” in the Same Sentence

Posted by Harvey on 12 February 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

They’ll See You When You’re Sleeping

Posted by Harvey on 12 February 2017, 8:00 pm

Russian President Vladimir Putin is pushing to re-open abandoned Soviet military, air, and radar bases on remote Arctic islands, attempting to claim almost half a million square miles of the Arctic.

Pretty obvious where this is going. Russian hackers are targeting the Naughty and Nice List.

Filed under One-Shots | Comment

Link of the Day: Like Prune Juice, It’s a Warrior’s Drink

Posted by Harvey on 12 February 2017, 6:00 pm

[The People’s Cube]

New social justice drink: Starbucks White Snowflake Smoothie

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[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

Are We SURE Teens Should Have the Right to Vote?

Posted by Harvey on 12 February 2017, 12:00 pm

The hottest new trend: botox use among teenagers.

Guess Nancy Pelosi is cool now. Next up: forgetting who’s President.

Filed under One-Shots | Comment

Ok, Fine, You Can Have Two

Posted by Harvey on 12 February 2017, 8:00 am

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Mine Was Harry Reid, But Someone Beat Me to It

Posted by Harvey on 11 February 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

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