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President Trump gave America a valentine…
A new report shows that secret FBI rules set up in 2013 allow agents to obtain journalists’ phone records just by getting approval from two internal officials.
That’s terrible! How did Trump trick Obama into approving that?
The student-run paper of UC Berkeley ran five op-eds defending the riots on campus, arguing that violence was an acceptable response to a speech from Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos.
Which I’m sure they’ll run again after ProMilos come and smash their presses and firebomb their office.
[High Praise! to Real News Right Now]
President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama
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Scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to give tiny drones the ability to pollenate flowers, just like bees.
My prediction: the “Bee Movie” sequel will also be a “Terminator” prequel.
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What will Mexico do with all the illegals that Trump sends back?
The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has struck down President Trump’s temporary 7-nation travel ban.
So… which violent protest did they cite in their decision?
Russian President Vladimir Putin is pushing to re-open abandoned Soviet military, air, and radar bases on remote Arctic islands, attempting to claim almost half a million square miles of the Arctic.
Pretty obvious where this is going. Russian hackers are targeting the Naughty and Nice List.
New social justice drink: Starbucks White Snowflake Smoothie
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The hottest new trend: botox use among teenagers.
Guess Nancy Pelosi is cool now. Next up: forgetting who’s President.