During her commencement address, Oprah Winfrey said “having a closet full of shoes doesn’t fill up your life”.
Being able to buy a new mansion when your shoe closet gets full, however…
Archive of entries posted on May 2017
In Liberals’ Minds, This Plays in the Background of Every Trump Speech
[Horror Musical Instrument – The Apprehension Engine] (Viewer #231,582)
Seriously, ALL of these sounds creep me out. I don’t think I could pick a least favorite. But if YOU can, then drop a comment.
Link of the Day: Satire – Muppet World Rocked By Crazy Harry and Animal’s Failed Attempt To Blow Up White House
[High Praise! to The Daily Discord via HumorFeed]
Muppet World Rocked By Crazy Harry and Animal’s Failed Attempt To Blow Up White House
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
We’re Safe. It Was Written by the Obamacare Website Coders
Microsoft said that the software used in the global cyber assault that began Friday came from code stolen from America’s National Security Agency.
Well, there goes the NSA’s “Security Is Our Middle Name” slogan.
However, the PURE Form Hasn’t REALLY Been Tried Yet, So the Theory Is Still Perfectly Viable
Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out the Real Source of the Recent Global Cyberattacks…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
The Illustrated Frank J: OO! Better Idea! Call the Fire Department!
And No, Liberals, He Didn’t Ask Trump to Join Him for a Duet
While visiting China, Vladimir Putin sat down to play a bunch of old Soviet songs on a piano.
No word on whether he played them by shooting the keys.
Cartoon of the Day – Smell
Monday Night Open Thread
Trying to relax after a long, hard day is a hit-and-miss proposition. Some days, you don’t really get anything accomplished that you expected, but still had the entire day taken up by the unexpected.
In other words, it’s a Monday.
Of course, that leads into Monday Night Open Thread. It’s your turn to take control of the conversation. Tell a joke, tell a lie, telephone someone you love, whatever is on your mind.
Who wants to start?
Britain Is Already Planning to Sail a Luxury Liner Into It
The United Arab Emirates is planning to tow icebergs from Antarctica to its coast in order to help with drinking water issues.
To help defray expenses, they plan to film them melting and sell the footage to Al Gore.
I Imagine This Is All Done By Creepy Boston Dynamics Robots Now
[Globe Making (1955)] (Viewer #216,027)
We had a globe in my house when I was a kid. I used to become fascinated by it on a regular basis… then I’d go off and do something that was actually fun.
But I’d go back to it again and again, staring at the unpronouncable country and city names.
Also, I remember thinking the Pacific Ocean was just freakin’ huge.
Which I later found out was true when I sailed across it during my Navy days.
Link of the Day: Um… Man-Made Global Warming?
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
Millions of Years Ago, the Caribbean Flooded the Amazon Rain Forest—Twice
Some perspective on global warming: things change radically (and without human help) over MILLIONS of years. Environmentalists want you to be panicked over the minor fluctuations of one century.
Smells like a scam to me.
BONUS LINK
[Submitted by seanmahair via The Daily Wire (High Praise!)]
This is what happens when you negotiate with terrorists:
University Of Missouri Decided To Take Black Lives Matter Seriously. The Result: Nobody Enrolled
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I Already Assume Any Craigslist Meet-Up Will Include Criminal Assault at Some Point
ISIS is telling jihadists to use fake ads on Craigslist to lure in potential hostages and murder victims.
Apparently ISIS has taken the Bow Wow Challenge to a whole new level.
