The head of the California Democratic Party African American Caucus said he was working with state party officials to determine who was responsible for cutting off the sound to Maxine Waters’ microphone as she spoke to the group at the party’s convention.
Let’s play Liberal Clue. It was Trump in the Kremlin with the Comey firing.
Ah, the curious incident of the demagogue in the nighttime.
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Maybe it was one of the Caususian Americans present.
That is, “Caucusian” Americans.
L.A., L.A., L.A., I can’t hear you!
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The Silence of the Lames
Other possibilities:
It was Hillary… in the server closet… with a hack attack.
It was Bill… in his home… (dickin’) with a bimbo.
It was Weiner… in the office… with (his schlönge in) a selfie.
It was Michelle… in the White House garden… with a (weed whacking) fat ass.
It was Whitey in the White House with a White Noise Machine
Maybe the microphone committed suicide?
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Bacon!
Tech Guy: Waters, you just don’t get it, do ya? You don’t.
Maxine Waters: It’s no hassle–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: But–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: I’m–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: All I’m say–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: They’re gonna get a–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: I’m–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: I’m just–
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: Would–
Tech Guy: Knock-knock.
Maxine Waters: Who’s there?
Tech Guy: Shh!
Maxine Waters: But–
Tech Guy: Let me tell you a little story about a man named SHH!
SHH!
Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive “shh!”
Just know that I have a whole bag of “shh!” with your name on it.
You’re so nice.
www .Shh.com … .net … .org
#Shh!
Everybody knows what causes things like this to happen…it was Gremlins. They’ve been doing mischief like this since World War II.
” cutting off the sound to Maxine Waters’ microphone”
It’s entirely possible that she just started screeching in a range above human hearing.
Shouldn’t that be cutting off the sound FROM her microphone. Would be weird to have your microphone talking to you. Unless you are doing the right drugs.
Technically, yes. On all three points.
Why didn’t they just play a recording of her, she says the same thing every time so what difference, at that point, would it have made?
Who did the dastardly deed was it…Ms. Vivienne Scarlet, the sultry and beautiful actress.
Col. Michael Mustard, the militant and athletic colonel.
Mrs. Blanche White, the intrusive and kindly maid.
Rev. Jonathan Green, the conniving and religious priest(mobster).
Mrs. Elizabeth Peacock, the sinister and political senator.
Prof. Peter Plum, the uptight and intelligent professor…they are all white and thus each is suspect. Or was it just a union stage hand who’s shift was at an end…we’ll probably never know.
You know it’s a problem when the choir is trying to turn of the noise machine.