Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
…”Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” with an all-female cast featuring Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar…
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
the thrills of the 2016 Democratic Presidential primaries.
Boffo! Socko! Tremendous! Stupendous! Look for Hillary’s cameo role as the ambulance driver!
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
Attack of the killer Shrews with an all-female cast featuring Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar…
Sorry those three are already under contract for the remake of Manos the Hands of Fate. However Meryl Streep, Whoopi Goldberg, and Ashley Judd are available.
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
Faster P*ssycat, Kill! Kill!, with an all-female cast featuring Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar…
…WWI recruiting films.
…”Citizen Kane” starring Pauly Shore. “Rose-Buuuuuddy.”
Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Terror of Tiny Town, or North
Walt Disney’s The Absent-Minded Professor; the remake will star Paul Krugman.
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
an old Oscar Meyer weiner commercial with an all-female cast featuring Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar…
Which one will drive the Wienermobile?
Huma
… Female Ghostbusters with an all-male cast
… Putsch and Sundance: The Early Years
. . . Ghostbusters, with an entirely transgender cast. Hilarity and general confusion ensue when Zuul manifests, zuul being the pronoun of choice for one of the gender-fluid Busters. And speaking of gender fluid, a moving lesson in dignity and respect is felt by all when the Busters allow the river of slime to bubble up through toilets in bathrooms for the gender of its own choosing. Bring the whole family*! [*However you, or zhu, or xe, or san, or whatever you prefer, define “family.”]
Regarding “san” – a student at a dojo insisted that the sensei refer to xer with the honorific “san,” which is normally reserved for the instructors or more gifted students, because calling low-ranking students “miss” or “mister” is a h8 crime, or something.
http://thefederalist.com/2017/06/19/dont-mind-using-preferred-pronouns-mind-forced/?utm_content=buffer56624&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Today I saw people saying that the Karl Marx quote “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need” needed to be changed because it wasn’t gender neutral.
https://github.com/8values/8values.github.io/issues/47
That quotation doesn’t need to be changed, it needs to be spat upon. It’s an excellent rule for a family, a monastery, or a convent (although in that case I might countenance changing the pronouns), but it is disastrous for a society. People resent being host organisms for parasites.
Change the pronoun to “not including me!”
Marx didn’t write it. He borrowed it from Acts 2:44.45 “and all that believed …had all things in common, and sold their possessions and goods, and gave them to all men as every man had need”
Typical atheist.
… A Very Brady Bill Sequel
… classic routines:
CITIZEN: “So why did that guy shoot 100 rounds from third base?
FBI: “I don’t know.”
CITIZEN: “I mean the guy’s motive.”
FBI: “I don’t know.”
CITIZEN: “The Bernie supporter. . . .”
FBI: “I don’t know.”
CITIZEN: “… with the list of Republicans in his pocket?”
FBI: “I don’t know.”
CITIZEN {holding back anger}: “Look; you had a shooter at third, right?”
FBI: “Of course we did! Now what kind of a mass assassination attempt on Congress would it be if there wasn’t one?”
CITIZEN: “So being a good investigative agency, you investigated the shooting.”
FBI: “Of course.”
CITIZEN: “So you wanted to find out who did it.”
FBI: “We found out who first.”
CITIZEN: “And to find out what weapon he used.”
FBI: “Oh, that was second.”
CITIZEN: “And next you wanted to find out why the guy did it.”
FBI: “That’s right. I don’t know.”
CITIZEN: “And what did you find?”
FBI: “That’s what I’m trying to tell you! I don’t know.”
CITIZEN: “Is there an NBC show you’ll give an interview to?”
FBI: “Today.”
CITIZEN: “And what about the rest of us?”
FBI: “Tomorrow.”
… Sigourney Weaver in an Undocumented Earthlings franchise.
(All her weapons are now CGI walkie-talkies.)
Hollywood will reboot the end of the programming day image. $18.50 will get you 2 1/2 hours of staring at the Indian head TV test pattern: Now remastered in IMAX 5D
…the reboot of the reboot of the reboot of Star Trek
Could you reboot that sir?
Is that the one where they save the planet by rebooting the computers?
….Lord of the Onion Rings, starring Michelle Obama.
Happy Days, but will take place in the 90s. Hillary will use it to springboard a 2020 run. (which will be the intention all along)
“Earth Girls are Easy”
“Mars Needs Transgendered Women”
“The Creature from the African American Lagoon”
(I almost said “The Mummy”, but that was too far fetched!)
Leonard Part 6 – Old Lechers Need Love, Too!
A Thousand Clowns, starring EPA employees.
The Honeymooners staring Michael Moore as Ralph and Bradley Manning as Alice with Bernie Sanders as Norton and Alyssa Milano as Trixie.
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
Snakes on a Plane – Documentary of Air Force One from January 2009 to January 2017
…”Ben~Her” starring Caitlyn Jenner.
I think you meant “Been Him”…
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
Brokebarack Mountain of Debt
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
the Microsoft Blue Screen of Death,
Completely out of ideas, Hollywood’s next big release will be a reboot of…
Hollywood.
The whole thing is going to be chucked out the window and an entirely new set of writers brought in to rework all the reworks that were reworked by the current Hollywood.
We’re working on that. ~ The writers
My Animal Companion Flicka
Father Knows Nothing
The Patriarchal Subjugation of Harriet by Ozzie
My Mother the Uber
The Dick Van Dyke Show (that should offend everyone!)
Barney the Dinosaur and the Sweet Meteor of Death
If they redid Barney the Dinosaur, it would feature Hillary in her signature Purple outfit and the paean “I LIV you, you LIV me . . . “
Hillary could never play Barney – no pockets to hold her campaign bribes, er, contributions!
or, uh, hot sauce, depending on the audience.
Hillary’s Presidential Campaign
Soylent Green, but this time its a documentary.
1984 (A Recruitment Film)
A dark gritty reboot of ‘Care Bears’.
It’s been done.
http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/140521163201-05-disney-scary-villians-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg