Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US just made a deal with Mexico…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US just made a deal with Mexico…
…for some tacos…
…and it makes all of us Reality Winners!
…get off our lawn.
…free tacos and salsa for life, but from now on, the US will have to always be referred to as “Mexico’s sombrero”.
…allowing them to reacquire Alta California, as long as they take the existing government along with it…
Lo nuestro es nuestro y lo que es tuyo es negociable!
to supply its residents with stinkin’ badges.
in which Mexico agrees to pay for a wall between the countries and the USA agrees to keep Hillary Clinton on this side of it.
The US just made a deal with Mexico…
We will culturally appropriate what we want of theirs in return for not expelling all our Liberals to them for keeps.
The US just made a deal with Mexico…
for every criminal they let go to us we will send 2 criminals back.
You misspelled “Democrats”…but we repeat ourselves…
. . . under which white female Americans are licensed to use authentic Mexican burrito recipes in exchange for a license for Mexican citizens to serve hot dogs – oh, wait, no, sausages were culturally appropriated from Germany – okay, so, hamburgers – wait, what? Hamburg, Germany? Srsly?! Okay, then, pizza – oh come on! What could be more American than pizza? Okay, fine, fine, ice cream – France?! I thought they only ate stinky cheese and snails! D@mn, this is hard – barbecue! Ain’t nothin’ more American than barbecue! So, they may – what? The Taino tribe from the Caribbean? Fine. You know what? Screw it. We will just go on eating Taco Bell, which NO-ONE claims resembles authentic Mexican food in any way, and Mexicans can choke on their own d@mn burritos on the other side of the d@mn wall, which they can jolly well pay for with the profits from authentic Mexican burrito food carts. F-cking isolationists.
…they keep their citizens on their side of the border and we teach them how to make drinkable water.
The US just made a deal with Mexico…
but I don’t think that the future draft picks are going to make that much of a difference for next season.
…they keep their citizens on their side of the border and we just send the welfare checks directly, it’ll cut out the middle man, Western Union has enough money.