Straight Line of the Day: The US Just Made a Deal With Mexico…

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The US just made a deal with Mexico

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  1. to supply its residents with stinkin’ badges.

    in which Mexico agrees to pay for a wall between the countries and the USA agrees to keep Hillary Clinton on this side of it.

  2. . . . under which white female Americans are licensed to use authentic Mexican burrito recipes in exchange for a license for Mexican citizens to serve hot dogs – oh, wait, no, sausages were culturally appropriated from Germany – okay, so, hamburgers – wait, what? Hamburg, Germany? Srsly?! Okay, then, pizza – oh come on! What could be more American than pizza? Okay, fine, fine, ice cream – France?! I thought they only ate stinky cheese and snails! D@mn, this is hard – barbecue! Ain’t nothin’ more American than barbecue! So, they may – what? The Taino tribe from the Caribbean? Fine. You know what? Screw it. We will just go on eating Taco Bell, which NO-ONE claims resembles authentic Mexican food in any way, and Mexicans can choke on their own d@mn burritos on the other side of the d@mn wall, which they can jolly well pay for with the profits from authentic Mexican burrito food carts. F-cking isolationists.

  3. …they keep their citizens on their side of the border and we just send the welfare checks directly, it’ll cut out the middle man, Western Union has enough money.

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