Straight Line of the Day: After CNN Caused the Entire Internet to Declare War on Them After Blackmailing a Guy Over a Meme, the Next Step in Their Master Plan…
… is to declare they have secret information on the following “basement-dwelling Cheeto-eating losers” on their secure CNN server:
AthCon, the largest hacker conference in South Eastern Europe taking place annually in Athens, Greece.
BSides, community conference that initially started in the US is now global.
CarolinaCon, in North Carolina, is a regional technology and network security conference usually held during Spring.
Chaos Communication Congress, the oldest and Europe’s largest hacker conference, held by Chaos Computer Club.
CircleCityCon is a security and technology conference held annually in June in Indianapolis.
Cop CON, is a unique Cyber Policing Conference held across India every year by Indian Cyber Army.
CypherCon, a Milwaukee based hacker conference held late winter each year.
DEF CON, in Las Vegas, Nevada, is the biggest hacker convention in the United States held during summer (June–August).
DerbyCon, an annual hacker conference based in Louisville, KY.
Ekoparty, a hacker convention in Argentina and one of the most important in South America, held annually around September in Buenos Aires.
GrrCon, an annual hacker conference hosted each September in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
GroundZero Summit ,an annual hacker conference hosted each November in Hotel Ashoka,New Delhi.
Hack in the Box, an annual hacker conference.
Hackers Day which was previously known as DEFCON Lucknow based in Lucknow, is one of the best hacking conferences in India held frequently in January–February every year.
Hackers 2 Hackers Conference (H2HC) is the oldest security research (hacking) conference in Latin America and one of the oldest ones still active in the world.
Hackers Idol, is a unique Hackers & Cyber Enthusiast Talent Hunt held across India every year by Indian Cyber Army.
Hackers on Planet Earth (HOPE), in New York City is held by 2600: The Hacker Quarterly in mid-summer (July/August) every other year.
Hackfest.ca, in Quebec, Canada, bilingual conferences and hacking games.
HackMiami Conference, a hacker conference in Miami, Florida organized by the HackMiami hackerspace.
Hacktivity,[in Budapest, Hungary, run every September, the largest hacker conference in the Central and Eastern Europe.
INFILTRATE,hosted by Immunity, Inc, is a deep technical security conference that focuses on offensive technical issues. The conference has been held annually in Miami Beach, Florida since 2011.
Kiwicon, is a Wellington, New Zealand hacker convention.
LayerOne, held every spring in Los Angeles, California.
Malcon, the world’s first International Malware Conference, hosted in India.
NorthSec, in Montreal, Quebec, is an applied security event held yearly mid-May, featuring two days of conference followed by a 48h on-site CTF.
Notacon, in Cleveland, Ohio, is an art and technology conference held frequently in mid-April.
Nuit Du Hack, in Paris, France, is the oldest and largest hacker conference held frequently in late-June.
PhreakNIC, in Nashville, Tennessee, is held by Nashville 2600. around October.
Quahogcon, In Providence, Rhode Island is held at the end of April.
ROOTCON, Premier Annual Hacker Conference in the Philippines held annually during summer (September – October).
RootedCON, in Madrid, Spain, is one of the biggest hacker conference in Europe. This convention started in 2010. (March)
ShmooCon, a Washington DC convention started in 2005 by The Shmoo Group, and held annually in late winter (usually February).
SkyDogCon, A technology conference in Nashville, TN for the individual with the Renaissance Mind. SkyDogCon exists to facilitate learning, information sharing, and mingling with like-minded people in a relaxed atmosphere.
Summercon, one of the oldest hacker conventions, held during Summer (frequently in June). It helped set a precedent for more modern “cons” such as H.O.P.E. and DEF CON.
T2 infosec conference, focuses on newly emerging information security research with a balance of topics on auditing and pen-testing, and security and defensive strategies. In general, presentations will address different aspects of information security—all presentations will include demos and be technically oriented and practical.
The Hackers Conference, is India’s biggest Cyber Security Conference held in New Delhi, India every Year.
THOTCON, a Chicago based hacker conference held in the Spring each year.
ToorCon, San Diego hacker convention that emerged from the 2600 user group frequently in late September.
WildWestHackinFest, a conference focused on training and development held in Deadwood, South Dakota in October. Explore the Black Hills and learn how to hack all the things, including the IoT.
ZeroAccess, is a unique International Cyber Security Conference held in India, India in the Month of April by Indian Cyber Army
. . . televising live cock fights, renaming them “cuck” fights so they will appear to have political relevance, and the sickening images of razor-equipped animals fighting to the death can be blamed on the climate of violence created by the Rethuglicans. (And if you protest too much, you will be accused of cultural insensitivity to our new overlordsborder invaders undocumented best buddies, who have culturally enriched us with these quaint avian rituals, and who are not required to adapt to American customs or obey American laws which inconvenience them, because you’re a d@mn RAAACIST!!1!!!1!! Not to mention stupid as sh!t.)
The VERY first thing they’ll do is enjoy a well-deserved break by celebrating with a good old-fashioned puppy-toturin’ and kitten-drownin’.
But after that, they’re trying to prioritize:
– whip up a riot that targets some conservative gathering, then blame Trump;
– start a war with Russia, then blame Trump;
– leak classified documents to Iran, then blame Trump;
– blame the root of all evil on Trump;
– cause an accident in a Chinese nuclear power plant – then blame Trump;
– detonate a dirty bomb in a major American city, then blame Trump;
But so far, they’re leaning towards rooting out anyone that disagrees, contradicts, or in any way, shape, or form makes fun of them, and crush them like a cockroach – because, freedom of the press or something.
…publishing a glowing review for the newest Bubsy game.
Mario Who!?!
Amiright!
Using the ” WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE, ME!” defense.
…..is to put Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper in a mud wrestling contest.
is to use reverse psychology with the slogan “Don’t See NN.”
… is to declare they have secret information on the following “basement-dwelling Cheeto-eating losers” on their secure CNN server:
(I had no idea there were so many!)
… is to tell everyone to be vewy, vewy quiet while they hunt wascally Reddits who ask “Eh, what’s up, dox?”
is Profit!
Use the Twinky defense.
…is to buy up all existing “news” outlets to create a news monolith comparable to that of the Golden Age of Reportage that died with Walter Cronkite…
The Golden Age of Reportage died BECAUSE of Walter Cronkite…
…getting involved in a land war in Asia.
…ally with Kellogg’s, Grubhub, and SEO telling over half the country that they can succeed as a company without them.
After CNN caused the entire Internet to declare war on them after blackmailing a guy over a meme, the next step in their master plan…
openly killing anyone who shows open disdain for CNN or their other Media Overlords.
… is known as Wolf Blitzkreig.
. . . televising live cock fights, renaming them “cuck” fights so they will appear to have political relevance, and the sickening images of razor-equipped animals fighting to the death can be blamed on the climate of violence created by the Rethuglicans. (And if you protest too much, you will be accused of cultural insensitivity to our
new overlordsborder invadersundocumented best buddies, who have culturally enriched us with these quaint avian rituals, and who are not required to adapt to American customs or obey American laws which inconvenience them, because you’re a d@mn RAAACIST!!1!!!1!! Not to mention stupid as sh!t.)..cornering the market on fidget spinners.
…be as irrelevant as they always were.
…whitemailing a woman so they don’t get labeled a racist / sexist organization.
p.s…….We need a Special Prosecutor for CNN alone. Yes or no.
Keks and hicks, your tweets better scurry,
We will dox you out in a hurry,
Over every little jeer, we’re judge and jury —
We’re the cringing fops.
Possessed by the spirit of Oppo again.
The VERY first thing they’ll do is enjoy a well-deserved break by celebrating with a good old-fashioned puppy-toturin’ and kitten-drownin’.
But after that, they’re trying to prioritize:
– whip up a riot that targets some conservative gathering, then blame Trump;
– start a war with Russia, then blame Trump;
– leak classified documents to Iran, then blame Trump;
– blame the root of all evil on Trump;
– cause an accident in a Chinese nuclear power plant – then blame Trump;
– detonate a dirty bomb in a major American city, then blame Trump;
But so far, they’re leaning towards rooting out anyone that disagrees, contradicts, or in any way, shape, or form makes fun of them, and crush them like a cockroach – because, freedom of the press or something.
…having a judge issue a cease and desist order against the San Diego Zoo for infringement of their poo flinging monkey copyright.
… blackmailing the meme.