New York City schools will be installing devices that can detect if bullying is occurring.
Five bucks says the devices end up getting whatever the electronic equivalent of pantsing and swirlies are.
New York City schools will be installing devices that can detect if bullying is occurring.
Five bucks says the devices end up getting whatever the electronic equivalent of pantsing and swirlies are.
That’s true. Their ankle devices will detect not only bullying but GPS coordinances and will determine if everyone is going into the appropriate uni-sex restrooms and will also act as a smoke detector and is constantly testing ankle hair follicles for drugs…..and I raise you five bucks.
And yet somehow the victims of the bullying will be considered the offenders and will be punished.
If the devices are measuring differences in bathroom sound levels, Taco Tuesdays are going to set off DEFCON 1 alerts.