Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US has detected “highly unusual” submarine activity from North Korea. The most unusual part…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US has detected “highly unusual” submarine activity from North Korea. The most unusual part…
is that the submarines seem to be replicating water ballet routines from the Olympics.
is the S-O-S messages that the submarines are sending.
is that, as far as we know, North Korea has no submarines.
… the depletion of the local dogfish population.
… the reclassification of a certain Beatles song as racist.
… is the sound effect: every time they send out a “pyong” it comes back “yang.”
… that’s sonar, rather than ladar.
…is that the sub goes down, then rises again a few yards away, then get towed back to port…
…is when Kim Jong Um put pineapples and bananas on his 6 inch thick sub.
…is that all voyages are one way…
…is the highly-classified baking soda propulsion system…
The most unusual part…
…is that they took the American joke seriously and fitted all their submarines with screen-doors.
…was that it turned out to be a pod of whales.
…their joint military exercises with the Chinese are mostly fire drills.
they haven’t sunk any South Korean corvettes, yet.
The crews are demanding that Jill Stein be named as Ambassador to NK.
…they are full of seamen.
The US has detected “highly unusual” submarine activity from North Korea. The most unusual part…
they keep asking for the “Road Runner”.
…is it looks exactly like the Seaview sub from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
Is that they are successfully surfacing.
…they are powered by a middle aged, politician’s wife swinging a bottle of champagne.
…most navies classify these as surface ships with emergency snorkel and oar kits.