Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
75% of Americans mistakenly thought the three branches of government were…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
75% of Americans mistakenly thought the three branches of government were…
…Larry, Moe and Curly…
and the fourth estate, Shemp.
…meeting in the Long Branch Saloon.
…ABC, NBC and CBS.
…welfare, Medicaid, and free Obama phones…
…Taxes, Racism, and Health Care
…Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
…Pinky, the Brain, and da Po-po…
…Judge Judy, Cops, and that guy from The Apprentice…
Twitter, Snap Chat and Tinder
…racists, bigots, and homophobes…
homophones, homonyms, and homographs
Niños, Pintos, and Santa Clause
Ha! There’s no sucha thing as Sanity Clause!
…And God bless Chico Marx.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Sy6oiJbEk
Harpy, Chicano, and Croucho
Shamalot, Scramalot, and Scamalot
What? No Camelot? Can’t we vote for the Kennedy of our choice any more?
The 9th Circuit, the Welfare Office and the Obamacare Website.
75% of Americans mistakenly thought the three branches of government were…
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
One, Two and whatever comes after that.
too confining and should be expanded to 31.
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Surely a case of cultural appropriation by Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah…for shame!
Amazon, Google, and Facebook
…actual tree branches
…to be outsourced to India by the year 2020.
…all taken care of by the Department of Forestry.
…to be severely pruned.
…wait, branches of government, what’s that?
…not important as long as they have their Facebook, Dancing with the Czars and Big Brother.
…Trump, McConnell and Ryan.
… the Departments of Names, Quests, and Favorite Colors.
… given the acronym “J.O.B.S.” by Joe Biden.
The number of the branches shall be three,
Four branches shalt thou not have
nor two unless thou shall go on to three.
Five branches is right out.
So three, being the number of the branches
being reached shalt thou stop funding
and they, being naughty in our sight
shall snuff it.
Time to pull the pin…
RUN AWAY!!!!!
the mama branch, the papa branch, and the little bitty baby branch
Tinker, Evers, and Chance
1. Thumbs up for #1, because a pretty good satire could be created out of that. (Goldielaws and the three bars?)
2. Ah! But will the judge give that an Obscury(tm)?
You mean the trio of Bear cubs fleeter than birds?
…honorable, capable, and trustworthy…
TMZ,
Entertainment Tonight
The Kardashian’s Twitter feed
…Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. (Say no more, say no more. Wink wink nudge nudge. Know what I mean?)
…Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
Oh what a lucky cat he was.
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
…. Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
The guys in the black robes, the guys in the black caucus, and the guy in the black financially.
The olive branch, the local branch, and the hang-’em-high branch.
Who?
What?
I Don’t Know.
(“I don’t give a damn” is also an acceptable answer.)
Alvin, Simon, Theodore!
Marcia, Jan, Cindy
Greg, Peter, Bobby
One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer
Facebook, CNN and that ugly hippy chick who yells at the seagulls on the beach.
Gulled, Franken’s sense, and Maher.
Bureaucracy, Errorstocricy, and Hip-hopcrisy.
D. guy at the DMV, D. gal on MTV, and the D. in between.
75% of Americans mistakenly thought the three branches of government were…coequal, but as it turns out, some branches of government are more equal.
Abraham, Martin, and John
Antifa, CNN, and Trump’s Twitter
Big Daddy, Junior, and The Spook.
Spencer, Tracy, and Kong
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ghost_Busters
The Welfare office, my parole officer and the White supremacist patriarchy.