Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
Nutrisystem
…French Fries
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
Herself since if one Oprah is good then two would be gooder!
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
someone who actually uses their last name.
… me! I want a Trump nickname.
Trump already has a name for you, he just spells your name backwards.
…oqqO…?
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
a random person from her TV audience.
…Ellen, for the LGBTQ cred….
…You get to be VP…and you get to be VP…and you…everybody gets to be VP.
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
a cute fluffy kitten. Who doesn’t love a cute fluffy kitten? You wouldn’t vote against a cute fluffy kitten now would you, you, you h8er! I despise you! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!1!1!!
For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…
a warm bucket of spit.
Anthony Weiner. He’s not doing much of anything, and he’s held political office at the national level.
Unfortunately that’s not the only thing he has held publicly.
{Ed McMahon voice:} “Hey-o!”
Applause.
Johnny {from behind hand): “We’ll be right back.”
Tim Kaine. He has experience at being on a losing ticket which is headed by someone unqualified for the job.
…the mainstream media.
…a box of chocolates.
Joy Behar…thus securing the homely woman vote.
How did Hillary lose it?
She didn’t have Joy as her running mate thus the homely woman vote went to Jill Stein.
I hear Al Franken’s calendar is open for the foreseeable future and Oprah likes those “Touchy feely” kind of people.
Bimmler, or that nice Mr. McGoering.
Cher
Topol
Sting
Bjork
Adele
Bono
Charo
Gallagher
Flea
Elvira
Ok I’ll stop.
Tarquinn Fim Bim Lim Bim Dim Bim Busstop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuit Barrel
(Silly Party)
A bit too middle of the road for the Democrats, how about Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Raving Loony Party?
Oprah: “Oh dear. I seem to have crashed through the floor and fallen into a hole to the center of the earth. If someone could drop my speech to me, perhaps I can carry on. . . “
Can she create her own singularity?
And, of course, the much more appropriate “Very Silly” Party’s Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
It ain’t over ’til the fat lady zings.
Another moderator needed post? Egads why does frelling P*ssycat need moderation?
Heh. Welcome to my world.
It’s kind of like the Hays Code. You know you’ve done something wrong but you don’t quite know what.
Any classmate at Columbia College (not University) who remembers Obama.
What? Oh. Apparently the press hasn’t found one yet.
I defy you to find anyone from Columbia College who remembers last week.
Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat Lit.
or:
Those who forget the past are condemned to retweet it.
Oh, I love wikipedia for how will I have ever found out about this perfect running mate.
Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrust*tty
And yes I did change the “i” to a “*” cause MODERATION!
Yep ya gotta do the same thing if ya want to describe a country as a sht hole. On the other hand you can describe the average citizen of said sht hole as a dumb ASS retard and it’s no problem. Moderation will always be a mystery to me.
Chelsey Handler. Because nothing says mainstream better than a drunken bitter SL*T who slept her way to the middle.
Did she really get that high?
She’s a very poor executive if she only slept her way into middle management.
Frnak
Lada Gaga