Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
Sarah Jenkins
And THAT one is going to be tough to Google.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
the Mummy.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
a small clump of loose soil.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
A HERRING!
Cold fish
No Make-up required.
Last mouth I saw like that had a hook in it.
Hey, you must have been something before they invented electricity.
My Mother The Carp.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
…a cadaver.
…soon as they can find some botox and syringes.
…a hooker with some blow.
“leave the Hooker, take the blow.”
From the Home Office
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
An extra on the Walking Dead, no makeup required. *
A washed-up politician.
The new “defense against the dark arts” teacher in a Harry Potter special.
The next Spinal Tap drummer.
A horse’s A**, once again no make-up required.*
Road kill.
an obnoxious old crone, NMR
Voldemort’s illegitimate daughter. NMR
Plain ugly in any show requiring a Plain Ugly character.
and the number 1 appearance will be as….
an Unemployed Politician.
hopefully someone that gets water thrown on her, so she will melt
Oh, What a world!
Tom Brady…. It will be easy for her… everybody hates him too.
Not me.
As Tom says:
“I don’t always go to the Super Bowl…oh, wait. yes I do.”
Francis the talking mule.
The crypt keeper
My first thought.
It would have to be a transgendered crypt keeper.
Aren’t all crypt keeper’s transgendered?
Joan Rivers
A potted petunia
(Umm, hopefully not one that Harvey Weinstein anointed for the role.)
She’s got the potted part down pat at least.
Godzilla
… Chris Matthews. None of his three viewers notices the difference.
… the village idiot on Congressional Jeopardy.
…a “mean girl” version of Vera from Mel’s Diner.
A mumbling bag lady.
The cat lady in the live version of “The Simpsons.”
The senile sister in the Golden Girls remake.
this…. http://www.allweirdpics.com/pictures/Ugly_Fish.jpg
Rhoda’s mom.
Maris Crane (as long as they continue to keep her off camera and mute her)
I would have added bumbling old Aunt Clara from Bewitched, but at least she was likable.
…a misunderstood cat lady with poor personal hygiene and mental health issues, but with a heart of gold…
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
A prize Duroc.
I think that Hillary Clinton would be a better choice for that role.
I knew if no one else on this board knew what a Duroc is…Iowa Jim would!
Madame in “The Wayland Flowers Story”
Something that sucks salt from space explorers’ bodies.
Or, if there is any justice at all, a red shirt.
…Methuselah (in his later years).
His Mom?
My Mother the Card-Carrier
The Joker in Batman
…Dorian Gray’s picture.
…a bristlecone pine tree.
A court reporter providing novelty-gavel-to-novelty-gavel coverage.
Instructor’s guest example on “Law & Order – Stupid Victims Unit”, to explain to the class the difference between a actual corpse and one that is simply dead from the neck up.
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
the Kevin Costner character in the “Big Chill” remake.
A bag of hammers (the writers had to do a re-write to dumb-down the role)
a Hell’s Grantee
…
The keeper of the Bridge of Eternal Peril
…
Mrs. Smegma: the winner on a game show where the prize is either(a) this luxury lounge suite or (b) a blow on the head with a mallet
..
The opening credit announcer of most Monty Python episodes?
I mean, be fair, she does seem to lose track after her one scripted word.
…the playbook on RuPaul’s Drag Out The The DNC Playbook Race.
…an obstacle in the drag race through the dog park episode and she doesn’t play a dog.
…a prone mime, no dialog, just lies.
Lurch. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xCc-RWIp7XU/hqdefault.jpg
Nancy Pelosi will appear on a TV show, guest starring as…
The thing that ate San Francisco.