Straight Line of the Day: Today’s Best Fake News Headline… Posted by Harvey on 23 April 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Today’s best fake news headline…
Today’s best fake news headline… Hillary Clinton Indicted! Well, fake until accurate. Reply to this comment
Today’s best fake news headline… A cloned, 20 year old version of Raquel Welch found in love nest with famous IMAO poster with three “K’s” in his name. Reply to this comment
Today’s best fake news headline… We are not saying it was Aliens…Cause it really wasn’t Aliens this time. Reply to this comment
is “Hillary Clinton Admits She Was a Terrible Candidate”. is “Hillary Clinton Admits to Hiding Billing Records”. is “New Hillary Clinton Pin-up Popular With American Men”. is “Frank J Fleming Stops Annoying Pop-Ups on Website”. Reply to this comment
Barbara Bush bust will fill in as new George Washington bust in the Oval Office. Reply to this comment
Trump outburst roasts Mueller for not indicting Hillary and Huma, “Oh, the Huma Inanity; As God is my witness I thought those turkeys should fry.” Reply to this comment
OBAMA CAUGHT CLINGING TO HIS QURAN AND SECRET SERVICE GUNS DURING BARB BUSHES FUNERAL! …oh you said fake? Reply to this comment
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is satire….the Holy Spear of Antioch is real my friend! 🙁 Reply to this comment
“Lucky Man Blows His Mime Doubt In Car” “Four Thousand Owls in Blackburn, Lancashire” “Anguish Army” Wins War . “Richard Corey Shock Horror: Returns Home, Puts Pullet Through His Head” Reply to this comment
“Hillary Clinton Passes a Lie Detector Test” “Barack Obama Releases His Authentic School Records – None!” “Ninth Circus Make Its First Ever Non-Overturned Decision” Reply to this comment
is “Republicans, Democrats Unite to Slash Government Spending”.
Today’s best fake news headline…
Hillary Clinton Indicted!
Well, fake until accurate.
Today’s best fake news headline…
Democrats are sane, honestly.
Today’s best fake news headline…
A cloned, 20 year old version of Raquel Welch found in love nest with famous IMAO poster with three “K’s” in his name.
Today’s best fake news headline…
We are not saying it was Aliens…Cause it really wasn’t Aliens this time.
is “Hillary Clinton Admits She Was a Terrible Candidate”.
is “Hillary Clinton Admits to Hiding Billing Records”.
is “New Hillary Clinton Pin-up Popular With American Men”.
is “Frank J Fleming Stops Annoying Pop-Ups on Website”.
Bacon for the Frank J one.
…”Free Tuna!”
“Free Mumia!”
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Barbara Bush bust will fill in as new George Washington bust in the Oval Office.
Godot, first to arrive at White House state dinner.
“DUI Defeats Truman”
Democratic Party puts forward plan to make all Schools – FREE GUN ZONES
Trump Bullys Kim!
Trump outburst roasts Mueller for not indicting Hillary and Huma, “Oh, the Huma Inanity; As God is my witness I thought those turkeys should fry.”
…”Things Not So Bad, Say Experts”
Bread falls butter side up.
“FrankJ, Harvey, Basil Jump on Global Warming Bandwagon With Both Feet”
Michael Moore claims he can’t find his a$$….. given both hands…. and his a$$.
OBAMA CAUGHT CLINGING TO HIS QURAN AND SECRET SERVICE GUNS DURING BARB BUSHES FUNERAL! …oh you said fake?
SIDEQUEST JUST HIT #1 ON THE WORLD BEST SELLER LIST!
[Even more fake: “On New York Times Bestseller List”]
“[Insert event here] Men and Whites hardest hit.”
Mueller subpoenas Leeroy Jenkins
The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch works just as well by counting to 4 or even 5.
“Norwegian Blues Thriving In Pet Stores”
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is satire….the Holy Spear of Antioch is real my friend! 🙁
God may have a sense of humor, but doesn’t look kindly at jabs at his family.
“Lucky Man Blows His Mime Doubt In Car”
“Four Thousand Owls in Blackburn, Lancashire”
“Anguish Army” Wins War
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“Richard Corey Shock Horror: Returns Home, Puts Pullet Through His Head”
“X-Clusive! Oppo Escapes Moderation”
Definitely fake.
Tchaikovsky: “Beethoven Rolled Over!”
Didn’t he though?
… Whoops!.. Accidentally printed the truth!
Pr0n Star Has Dirt on President -wait…it’s Clinton. Never mind!
Pr0n Star Rolls on Mueller – Pictures at Eleven!
Mass shooter confesses, “i didn’t know the gun was loaded.”
“A Desperate Hollywood Tells Harvey Weinstein ‘All Is Forgiven'”…
“Trump – Collusion-smullusion, Putin’s My Bud”…
“Hillary Clinton Passes a Lie Detector Test”
“Barack Obama Releases His Authentic School Records – None!”
“Ninth Circus Make Its First Ever Non-Overturned Decision”