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  1. Scientists now claim that animals making noises are having conversations. What are they talking about?

    Revolution, evolution, masturbation,
    Flagellation, regulation, integrations,
    Meditations, United Nations,
    Congratulations.

  2. Scientists now claim that animals making noises are having conversations. What are they talking about?

    The usual thing animals talk about…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Marsupials.

  3. This just in from Captain Obvious…all the animals are talking about Anthony Bourdains’ death a few hours ago and how disappointed they are that he wasn’t a Vegan…for obvious reasons.

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