Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?
How to write fake news.
At least then the garbage in the MSM would be more entertaining.
Money management. Living within one’s means. Financial responsibility.
Happy Management
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em. Know when to walk away, no when to run…
This:
Professor: And thus we see that the function of the respiratory system is to transmit oxygen into the bloodstream. This process, which is called “osmosis…”
Wagstaff: (entering) Have they started sawing a woman in half yet?
Professor: Oh, Mr. President, this is indeed a pleasure. What brings you here?
Wagstaff: A bicycle, but I left it out in the hall. Have you got two empty dunce chairs? I brought you two empty dunces. Come in, dunces. (Baravelli and Pinky enter.) Here they are…ten cents a dunce. (Baravelli gives the professor an apple, and Pinky gives him a watermelon.) Well, all you need now is a bowl of cherries.
Professor: (To Baravelli and Pinky) Uh, find yourselves a couple of seats.
# # # Trigger Warning!!1!1! # # # (The two molest a couple of co-eds before sitting down). Now, let us go on with our lecture.
Wagstaff: I wish you’d go on without your lecture. (Looks into microscope.)
Professor: What do you think of that slide?
Wagstaff: Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.
Professor: (To class.) Now let us examine the circulatory system. Here is the liver…
Wagstaff: What, no bacon? I’d send that back if I were you.
Professor: The liver, if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.
Baravelli: (Standing.) Sure! Cirrhosis are red, so violets are blue, so sugar is sweet, so so are you.
Wagstaff: (Still looking in microscope) I can’t see him, but I’ll bet I know who it is.
The only Marxists that I like.
What are we going to do tomorrow night Baravelli? Same thing we do every night Pinky…try to take over the world!
Study Hall