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The Venezuelan economy is crumbling, with inflation rising to over 40,000%

Wow! Imagine how bad things would be if they had REAL socialism.

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  1. We elected a socialist leader
    he made promises all day.
    He said you’ll have it comin’ to you
    doing things the socialist way
    I thought leftist leaders was good governin’
    but he took all he could get, mmh
    Oooh, oooh he looked at me with unsurprised eyes

    And said,
    I’ll leave you with nothin’, nyet
    B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet
    There’s something that you may live to regret
    B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet

    “Nothin’ yet
    take a look around
    There’s more comin’ he told me”

    And now things are getting worse
    the future is so unsure
    So I looked up to our leader
    And he told me of a cure
    He said that more socialism is good governin’
    So I took up on that bet
    that more freebies I would get
    And then he looked at me with them lyin’ eyes

    And said,
    You ain’t getting nothin’ nyet
    B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t gettin’ n-n-nothin’ nyet
    There’s nothing, there’s nothing you better never forget
    baby, you know, you know, you know you just won’t get nothin’, nyet

    “despite educatin’
    You’re still my useful tools”

    More Socialism is good governin’
    So we’ll take what we can get
    Yes, what we can get
    And then, and then, and then
    When you look at me with those shocked eyes

    He’ll say,
    You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
    Baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet
    There’s nothing, there’s nothing
    There’s nothing you may not live to regret, baby
    Baby, baby, baby you won’t get n-n-nothin’, nyet
    Ain’t no prosperity to be found
    You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
    That’s what he told me
    He said, “You need more socialism don’t be a fool”
    I know I ain’t seen nothin’ yet
    I know I ain’t seen nothin’ yet

  2. Hey!
    Maduro, Maduro, Maduro, he take me money and run Venezuela.
    Once again now!
    Maduro, Maduro, Maduro, he take me money and run Venezuela.
    All my dollars, friends, I lost:
    Woman even serve me cat and horse!
    Heya! Maduro, he take me money and run Venezuela.
    Everybody!
    (Maduro) Sing out the chorus,
    (Maduro) Sing a little louder,
    Maduro, he take me money and run Venezuela.
    Once again now!
    (Maduro) Socailist new order,
    (Maduro) Sing out the chorus,
    Maduro, he take me money and run Venezuela.
    Well, the money was to buy me house an’ lan’
    Then he got a serious plan,
    A-hey, ah!
    Maduro, he take me money and run Venezuela.
    Everybody! . . .

  3. Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
    Someone’s gotta have somethin’
    for Socialism to work you see
    Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
    Someone’s gotta have somethin’
    If you want YOUR things for free.

    That’s why you need that Maduro
    ‘Cause he’s a hero to the left, boyo
    Socialism take all it can find love
    ‘Cause it will minus only the rich you see, yeah

    Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
    but don’t you call it stealin”
    Believe you me
    Don’t you remember I told ya
    This is how to fight a war on poverty, yeah
    Yes, we will.

    [Instrumental Interlude]

    Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
    ain’t it really somethin’
    when you run out of their money you see
    Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
    You have to produce somethin’
    So we can take our fair share you see?

    You might have somethin’
    but I’m gonna take it for me
    You gotta bring me somethin’ boy
    If dead you don’t wanna be.

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