Straight Line of the Day: Harrison Ford Will Be 79 When the Fifth Indiana Jones Movie Releases. Its Full Title Will Be…

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Harrison Ford will be 79 when the fifth Indiana Jones movie releases. Its full title will be…

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  1. …Indiana Jones and the K&W Cafeteria.

    …Raiders of the Pre-Indiana Jones Civilization.

    …Young Indie Discovers Dirt.

    …Raiders of the Lost White Male Republicans.

    …Indiana Can’t Find His Teeth And His Glasses Are Lost On Top Of His Head.

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