Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
Not saying it was an Alien but… it was an Alien.
…a copy of their recent internet searches…
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
my lunch from the department fridge. Whoever is doing it, I will hunt you down, I will find you and I will kill you.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
the controls to the RBG robot.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
the recipe to the world’s best egg salad.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
Calgon.
Ssshhhhh!
…was the prototype reverse engineered Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
…the design schematics for Spaceball I.
…the blueprints for the new Hexagon Building required now that we have a ‘Space Force’ too.
…the rules for Calvinball.
Right up there with the Rules for Royal Fizzbin
I always win at that.
Isn’t a Royal Fizzbin and hand in the game? I thought the game was just Fizzbin.
That’s true, but those who point that out lose a point. It’s in the rules.
…precious bodily fluids.
An Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
the plans to the Death Star showing it’s vulnerable exhaust port.
That’s no Death Star…. That’s Michael Moore’s exhaust port.
ewwww.
In other words, “thatst no space station, it’s a moon!”
The master key to all the government D.C. lavatories.
recherché research
a giant wooden badger
Obama’s college records (always the last place you look)
The airspeed of an unladen swallow.
The schedule for the Spanish Inquisition
Stormy Daniels’ photo portfolio
Nonsense, that’s on Youtube already.
Not the Mueller lap dance.
Is that why she was arrested yesterday? I believe the charge was assault with a pair of ta-tas.
No – that’s why charges were dropped today.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
a small piece of paper with this written on it
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
I shan’t translate.
Thankfully!!
the instructions for making Ice-Nine.
Bill Clinton’s little black book (many of the pages are stuck together).
a crossword puzzle on which Joe Biden was stumped on a three-letter word with the clue “feline pet”.
a CD/ROM with the Pictures folder from Anthony Weiner’s PC on it.
a hard drive with a file listing all of Hillary Clinton’s health problems (the file didn’t fit on a CD/ROM).
stuff we stole from the Kremlin
55 gallon drums with Pelosi’s Botox reserves.
Sounds more like daily dose.
Kim Jong Un’s DNA that was swabbed from Trump’s hands.
Now that you mention it, isn’t that possible?
Is James Grisham still alive? He could easily construct a book around that.
…no one knows, it was so secret…
The 11 herbs and spices The Colonel used.
9 pieces of eight
That’s 72.
Recently stolen from a top secret Pentagon research laboratory…
…the real ingredient in the “mystery meat” that is served in the cafeteria.
…the lyrics to Louie, Louie.
…the C.O. Jones of the republican congressmen. It was a very small box.
Re: #2
With that, could they — dare I say it? — Rule The World?
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That’s an inspiration for a new nickname for Nancy Pelosi:
Nancy “Reciting-The-Words-To-Louie-Louie” Pelosi
Pinkey and The Brain.
The X-Ray specs for which they sent seven trillion dollars to the address on the back of a comic book. (They wanted to amaze their friends.)
The Alan Parsons project.
If i had a mind to, i wouldn’t want to be like you.
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It had to be a top-secret Pentagon plan, because no one ever falls prey to unforeseen consequences, right?
And bears = Russians!!
[Next headline: “Meuller Hires More Investigators To Look Into Winnie-The-PutinGate.”]
…Leeroy Jenkins!
…Ben Stein’s annotated script for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
…the results from over thirty thousand failed attempts to re-create the results from Weird Science.
The thimble containing the world’s first attempt at creating human compatible integrity for hillary