Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
…commenting on SLOTD, dammit…
…gerbil worming.
Hmmm.. must be a bad connection.
…voting for incumbents every time…
a threesome with Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren.
having Al Gore as you house guest for a month.
Lena Dunham moving into the house next to you.
watching soccer.
aaauuuuuggggghhhh! Each worse than the previous one!
How about watching soccer with Al Gore while talking about your threesome with Clinton and Warren and your new neighbor banging on the door demanding you feed her?
I’d do anything that the government wanted if that were the alternative.
…bowing before Obama. (discontinued under Trump)
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
…I’m not saying it’s…what was I talking about? Never mind…
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
mmmm… Pop Pop Pop, Pop music.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
the unthinkable.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
proper pronoun usage.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
paying more taxes.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
these not being the Droids you were looking for.
… what you’ve done
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
sex. They’ve had the technology for centuries.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
that night back in 1973. That damp dark night, cold even for January, when the world that you knew ended forever.
… not thinking about what the gov’t is doing.
… whether all those hideous car insurance commercials actually cause anyone to buy their lousy products.
… what an Obama speech would be like without a mute button.
The second one would be like Vogon poetry.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think (think) think about what you’re trying to do to me. Yeah, think (think, think), let your mind go, let yourself be free.
…anything except hideous swamp creatures.
Great, only thing i can think abouTV now.
The night the lights went out in Georgia.
switching the hand with which you write.
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
how many times I have fallen,
Spirits are using me, larger voices callin’.
What heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten.
I have been around the world,
Lookin’ for that woman, girl,
Who knows love can endure.
And you know it will. And you know it will.
…something other than tuna. Basturds.
…Aretha in “The Blues Brothers”. Dammit – it’s working.
Walnuts
Boobies… and dang it works good.
Imhotep… imhotep… imhotep…
I didn’t get an Imhotep from that guy…
But your mummy did.
Ok, let’s wrap this up.
Tut, tut, tut.
/sarc (sarc off, I guess).
I’m bombing.
Clucking like a chicken
Beer
Four legs good. Two legs bad.
“Eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment, and not too bad for you.”
…Wapner in 10 minutes
220, 221, whatever it takes.
But 222 reminds me of Karen Valentine.
…getting that first colonoscopy
ROUSs Republicans of unusual size
“Did i remember to put the toilet seat down.”
The government is developing mind control technology that can force you to think about…
How all the bad people who think higher taxes, more government regulation, and open boarders aren’t good…will be wished away into the corn field, and you don’t want to be wished away into the cornfield do you?
…the eighth bowl, full of yummy socialism.
…how, in retrospect, setting their hair on fire would look better than just shaving the sides of their heads. You know, back in the day, real men wore purple Mohawks and leather jackets.
…Maxine Waters, as a form of birth control. Or in the case of Republicans a form of will to live control.
Covfefe… if somebody already said it, its because I’m being made to think about it too.
…the days to come when you won’t have to leave alone
About the times I won’t have to say
I’m leaving on Idjit Plane . . .
…a Jedi waving his hand in your face.