Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What fictional family would you be a member of?
Probably the Ingalls Family. You can get shot, poisoned, cholera’d, run over by a millstone, fall off a cliff… doesn’t matter. Nobody dies.
Actually, it might be safer to be part of the A-Team. They’re a family, right? BA is the only one that ever took a bullet, so I like those odds.
I was originally thinking Brady Bunch, but they only have one bathroom, and it doesn’t have a toilet.

Swiss Family Robinson.
I’m the one they voted off the island.
The Jetsons
Been dying to prove that flying cars can also be driver-less!
The Bradley family, [Petticoat Junction]. Incest is best!
Well, what else was there for Uncle Joe (not to be confused with Gaffes Biden) to do at the Shady Rest Hotel? Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo…so many choices.
Shady indeed.
Hmm… If marrying into the family is allowed, then Audra Barkley would be the way to go.
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If not, Richie Rich is pretty much of a puss. He needs an older brother.
I always figured Casper was Richie Rich’s dead brother. They look so much alike.
Addams Family
How about the Munsters? Yvonne DeCarlo! Meow!
And Marilyn!
Eddie was too creepy to have to hang around with.
And Morticia was HOT!
The Campetts. Elly May loves the kittehs.
Yea but could you seriously stand looking at Jane Hathaway on almost a daily basis? eeeewwwww
They do have that very nice fancy eatin’ table.
Then I’ll be hidin’ out by the cement pond.
What fictional family would you be a member of? The Farkle family so I could be called zzyzx Farkle.