Hey, I know I don’t post much anymore and I’m kind of late on this, but I thought I should join all those newspaper and do an editorial on how the press is not the enemy.
Mr. President Trump,
You say the press is the enemy, but we are not the enemy. At least I’m not. Harvey might be — I don’t really pay attention to what he’s doing. And I’m pretty sure Basil is. And I accidentally walked into the New York Times the other day and they had up on a whiteboard “How to Destroy Trump” with a bunch of doodles. But I am not the enemy.
In fact, I have a proposal for you. You should make a new branch of the military called “Blog Force.” It would be like Space Force, but for blogs. I won’t participate in it because it sounds dumb. But I have another proposal for you: Space Blog Force. That’s like Blog Force, but in space. That I will lead. And I will require one (1) nuclear weapon. And you can’t ask a lot of questions what I will use it for. Just know it will be in space, so don’t worry about it.
Please listen to my proposal, Mr. Trump. Don’t make me your enemy like the rest of the press.
Signed,
Frank J. [last name withheld for anonymity]
No, I’m pretty sure Basil actually is President Trump, posting under an alias.
If they ain’t the enemy they are doing a great impersonation.
Sure Frank…I bet you also accidentally dropped your resume off to the failing NY Times while you there to the pretty hijab-less Muslim girl working the front desk and gave her a signed copy of your Johnny Quest book..I mean Sidequest.
Trump did not say the press was the enemy of the people. He said “fake news” was the enemy. A perfect example is the news being reported that he said it was the press in general. Repeat a lie enough, everyone believes it.
Well you know Money is the root of all evil… wait.